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Octiskeet

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  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 4447
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Octiskeet : I'm too short to see out of the peephole in my apartment door. I'll grow someday. The end.





Why are you looking at my profile? Freaks.

Octiskeet's page activity

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Octiskeet's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Octiskeet's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML

by MisterSeth / 06/16/2009 at 9:44pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy

Today, my mom walks into my room, with a serious look on her face asks me "When a man is getting it from behind, the man on top orgasms, but what happens to the man on bottom? Do you think he takes care of himself or what?" Hand motions were included. FML

by Anonymous / 06/09/2009 at 4:14am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML

by Jess / 05/30/2009 at 8:48am / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids

Today, I was working at a day care center. A 5 year old boy came up to me telling me he wanted to eat my face. Confused, I asked him why. He said, "Because your face looks like pizza." FML

by PiZzA_FaCe / 05/29/2009 at 5:09pm / United States (Illinois) / Health