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Today, my girlfriend hid my car keys and decided that she wouldn't give them back until I succeeded in giving her an orgasm. FML
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On 04/08/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by failure -
Today, my extremely lazy roommate is in bed with the flu. Instead of getting up to get water, he's run the garden hose through his window, and instead of going to the bathroom, he's connected a siphon to his penis and run it to a 5-gallon bucket. I have to live with this idiot. FML
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On 01/18/2011 at 1:35pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML
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On 11/04/2010 at 3:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I went to the movies with the guy I have been in love with for a long time. I laid my head on his shoulder and he held my hand throughout the movie. Afterwards he asked me for advice on the girl he likes. Apparently she isn't talking to him anymore. FML
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On 11/08/2009 at 5:36am - love - by SkySkyChan (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I got very dressed up and was excited for my uncle's wedding. While standing in line for photos, I heard my dad's voice from behind me say "Who's the hot chick in the brown dress?" My uncle responds "Uh, that's your daughter." Silence. FML
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On 07/23/2009 at 12:26am - misc - by Rory (woman) - United States (Illinois)
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