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Octain
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 991
  • Number of comments : 74
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Octain : Love quad riding, muscle cars, video games, roller blading, drawing, animals, playing my instruments, drag racing, dragons, and all that good stuff.

Musical Interests: Metal

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Today, my boyfriend still couldn't work out where my clitoris is. It's RIGHT THERE, you idiot. I've pointed it out, but each time it's like he needs a compass and a map or something. FML

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273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31099) - you deserved it (10498)

On 09/27/2011 at 11:56am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my husband dropped his pants and said, "Why don't you go down and say hello." This is his idea of foreplay. FML

#17734808
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24204) - you deserved it (4380)

On 09/13/2011 at 6:11am - intimacy - by notinterested (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend hid my car keys and decided that she wouldn't give them back until I succeeded in giving her an orgasm. FML

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183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16063) - you deserved it (71519)

On 04/08/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by failure -

Today, my extremely lazy roommate is in bed with the flu. Instead of getting up to get water, he's run the garden hose through his window, and instead of going to the bathroom, he's connected a siphon to his penis and run it to a 5-gallon bucket. I have to live with this idiot. FML

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216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26339) - you deserved it (3608)

On 01/18/2011 at 1:35pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML

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106 comments

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On 11/04/2010 at 3:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to the movies with the guy I have been in love with for a long time. I laid my head on his shoulder and he held my hand throughout the movie. Afterwards he asked me for advice on the girl he likes. Apparently she isn't talking to him anymore. FML

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On 11/08/2009 at 5:36am - love - by SkySkyChan (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got very dressed up and was excited for my uncle's wedding. While standing in line for photos, I heard my dad's voice from behind me say "Who's the hot chick in the brown dress?" My uncle responds "Uh, that's your daughter." Silence. FML

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On 07/23/2009 at 12:26am - misc - by Rory (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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