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Oceanborn
  • Town/Country : Herzogenaurach, Germany
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 October 1983 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 148
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Oceanborn : I am... well... if you want to find out, just talk to me :P

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Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML

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82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30979) - you deserved it (3310)

On 03/09/2013 at 3:56am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after my 5-year-old finally got over his grandmother's death, we went to a store and saw a lady that looked exactly like her. She came up to us asking if we saw her grandson; I can't get my son to stop freaking out. FML

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63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30360) - you deserved it (1249)

On 03/07/2013 at 8:55pm - kids - by Maxie - United States (Ohio)

Today, one of my regulars approached me at work, arms extended for a hug. He's always in a bad mood, so I figured for once he wasn't grumpy and I enthusiastically hugged him. Turns out he was just stretching his arms. He told me I was crazy and pretty much ran out of my store. FML

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62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11836) - you deserved it (3272)

On 09/24/2012 at 8:52pm - work - by MLAA (woman) - United States (California)

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Today, I found thousands of ants in a secret nest in an unused corner of my apartment. They were feeding on the baking mix I forgot in a box from moving two months ago, and the queen has been laying her eggs on my wireless router. FML

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113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18824) - you deserved it (10258)

On 09/10/2011 at 11:34am - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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