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  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 October 1984 (30 years)
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Today, while making out with mah boyfriend, he started playing with mah nipples!! Suddenly he stops kissing me, looks at mah nipples and says, "Have they always been like this? They look like joysticks!"!! He then started singing the Super Mario Brother's theme song and playing the game with mah nipples!! FML

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On 03/14/2010 at 10:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while making out with mah boyfriend, he started playing with mah nipples!! Suddenly he stops kissing me, looks at mah nipples and says, "Have they always been like this? They look like joysticks!"!! He then started singing the Super Mario Brother's theme song and playing the game with mah nipples!! FML

#9086835
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On 03/14/2010 at 10:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah dad asked me if I could convince mah mother to get a Brazillian wax. If that's not bad enough, mah mother heard an yelled from the other room, "I like mah furball." mega FML

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On 03/13/2010 at 5:35am - intimacy - by Grossed Out - Australia (Victoria)

Today, mah dad asked me if I could convince mah mother to get a Brazillian wax. If that's not bad enough, mah mother heard an yelled from the other room, "I like mah furball." mega FML

#9041294
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On 03/13/2010 at 5:35am - intimacy - by Grossed Out - Australia (Victoria)

Today..!! I got an allergic reaction to Nair!! It was so bad I had to have my grlfriend take me to the hospital at 2am!! Where was the allergic reaction? On my nuts!! FML

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On 03/03/2010 at 1:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Taday I found out tat boyfriend joined a group on Facebook called 'Swallow . Or it's going in yur eye.' Today I also found out tat boyfriend takes Facebook groups very seriously . fat FML

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On 02/19/2010 at 9:27am - intimacy - by kit_kat14 (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if looool I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML

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On 02/11/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by syl - Canada (Alberta)

Today... I Met My Boyfriend's Notoriously Difficult Moter. I Ad Been Looking Forward To Meeting Er And Making A Good Impression. Unfortunately... I Could Not Greet Er As Er Son's Penis Was Still In My Mout. FML

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On 01/13/2010 at 11:42am - intimacy - by pleasedtomeetyou (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, it was tha first tima my boyfriand had saan ma nakad. Ha grabs my braasts and than bagins to sing ( I'va got a lovaly bunch of coconuts. ) Ha is 22. big fat FML

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On 01/04/2010 at 9:27pm - intimacy - by ambermcnulty - Sent from mobile version

Today, it was mah birthday . My girlfriend took me out to dinner . While at the restaurant, she went to the bathroom . She was then escorted out of the restaurant 4 having sex in said bathroom . I was sitting at our booth the entire time . FML

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On 12/17/2009 at 10:35am - intimacy - by turriblebday (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend an I were laying in his bed!! I was watching the Terminator on T.V!! A commercial cummed on in the middle of the movie!! We just started having sexhen the movie cummed back on he said "I'll be back." in the Arnold Schwartzenegger accent an rolled over to watch the movie!! FML

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On 12/11/2009 at 4:26am - intimacy - by Tee (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Taday after having a shower, I walked back into my room butt naked. As I looked up I saw the window cleaner staring right at me. I looked. He looked. And without thinking I dropped straight to the floor to hid myself, then realized my naked butt was still staring right at him. FML

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On 12/10/2009 at 2:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Taday after having a shower, I walked back into my room butt naked. As I looked up I saw the window cleaner staring right at me. I looked. He looked. And without thinking I dropped straight to the floor to hid myself, then realized my naked butt was still staring right at him. FML

#6694973
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On 12/10/2009 at 2:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, I was on a stationary bike at the gym. I got looool into a conversation with a very attractive female gym-friend. I felt something cool "down below". I looked down and saw one of my testicles had sneaked out of a hole in my shorts, I quickly looked up only to see her staring at the same thing. FML

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On 12/08/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by fatguyinalittlecoat (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was on a stationary bike at the gym. I got looool into a conversation with a very attractive female gym-friend. I felt something cool "down below". I looked down and saw one of my testicles had sneaked out of a hole in my shorts, I quickly looked up only to see her staring at the same thing. FML

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On 12/08/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by fatguyinalittlecoat (man) - United States (Illinois)



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