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Today, I was sopping wit ma girlfriend,en a girl cummed out of nowere, looool screaming at me for ceating on er, and saying se was dumping me. I've never seen er before, and se was almost grinning during er little act, but ma girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML

#20779978
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I agree, your life sucks (65933) - you deserved it (3844)

On 07/13/2013 at 1:33pm - love - by fuckingtrollingskankwhoreshitwankcuntfuck (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, mah girlfriend an I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leand over an made out with the wrong man. mega FML

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On 07/13/2013 at 9:20am - love - by a man - United States (Texas)

Today I found out my boyfriend regularly has his ex stay over . They even share a bed . He doesn't see a problem with this . mega FML

#20774058
166 comments

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On 07/10/2013 at 10:18am - love - by Paige (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I finally workd up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML

#20772026
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On 07/09/2013 at 7:05am - love - by thirdwheel - Australia (Queensland)

Today, mah boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping,hen for the frst time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's looool now in hospital.

#20770545
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On 07/08/2013 at 1:27pm - love - by Erica (woman) - United States (California)



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