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by Anonymous / 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
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by Barney / 06/18/2011 at 12:10pm / United States (Indiana) / Animals
Today, at my job as a lifeguard, the kids in the pool decided to start a new game. The game involved spreading out to different parts of the pool and pretending to be drowning at the same time. Whoever was "saved" first, won. FML
by zain / 06/04/2011 at 2:15am / United States (Texas) / Work
by Connie / 06/04/2011 at 2:00am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boss called me to his office, and played back a recording of me telling a co-worker that if I still worked there in a year, I would hang myself. He then bitched me out for unprofessional conduct. The taped conversation took place over a year ago, with my recently ex-boyfriend. FML
by janice / 06/03/2011 at 7:23pm / United States / Work
Today, I arrived twenty minutes early for my opening shift at work, so I decided to turn on the radio and wait in my nice warm car. I woke up two hours later with twelve missed calls from my boss and a dead car battery. FML
by 4themoneh / 04/05/2011 at 1:10am / United States (California) / Work
by Bailey / 04/05/2011 at 12:04am / Canada (British Columbia) / Kids
Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML
by Anonymous / 03/21/2009 at 12:46am / United States (Florida) / Kids
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