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Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet. FML
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On 06/27/2011 at 10:56am - intimacy - by footfood (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)
Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them. When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it. FML
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On 06/18/2011 at 9:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)
Today, I painted my daughter's bedroom. When I wasn't paying attention, the cat walked through the paint tray. There are now Barney purple paw prints all over the house. FML
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On 06/18/2011 at 12:10pm - animals - by Barney - United States (Indiana)
Today, at my job as a lifeguard, the kids in the pool decided to start a new game. The game involved spreading out to different parts of the pool and pretending to be drowning at the same time. Whoever was "saved" first, won. FML
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On 06/04/2011 at 2:15am - work - by zain - United States (Texas)
Today, I almost missed the bus. I grabbed my backpack and ran out the door. It wasn't until after we got to school that I realized I was still in my slippers. FML
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On 06/04/2011 at 2:00am - misc - by Connie - United States (New York)
Today, my boss called me to his office, and played back a recording of me telling a co-worker that if I still worked there in a year, I would hang myself. He then bitched me out for unprofessional conduct. The taped conversation took place over a year ago, with my recently ex-boyfriend. FML
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On 06/03/2011 at 7:23pm - work - by janice - United States
Today, I arrived twenty minutes early for my opening shift at work, so I decided to turn on the radio and wait in my nice warm car. I woke up two hours later with twelve missed calls from my boss and a dead car battery. FML
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On 04/05/2011 at 1:10am - work - by 4themoneh - United States (California)
Today, my four year old daughter came up to me with her finger in her ear. She then let me know that her earwax tasted better than the dinner I made. In front of my whole family. FML
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On 04/05/2011 at 12:04am - kids - by Bailey (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I noticed that after a month of using my gel, it never seems to empty. I then found out my older brother and his friends had been pumping their man-juice into it. FML
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On 02/04/2011 at 9:08am - intimacy - by theish -
Today, I noticed that after a month of using my gel, it never seems to empty. I then found out my older brother and his friends had been pumping their man-juice into it. FML
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On 02/04/2011 at 9:08am - intimacy - by theish -
Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML
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On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)
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