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  • Birth Date : Friday 16 September 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 552
  • Number of comments : 135
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About OceanBreathesSal : Heyy! My name is Barbara. I guess this is the part where I state some long biography that no one ever reads but I really don't like doing these things because who really wants to hear somebody else go on and on about themselves. So I'll just leave it at that. Massage me!(;

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Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

#16912974
444 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64193) - you deserved it (6707)

On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet. FML

#16879912
556 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67134) - you deserved it (6995)

On 06/27/2011 at 10:56am - intimacy - by footfood (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them. When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it. FML

#16734603
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37032) - you deserved it (3271)

On 06/18/2011 at 9:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I painted my daughter's bedroom. When I wasn't paying attention, the cat walked through the paint tray. There are now Barney purple paw prints all over the house. FML

#16728173
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24313) - you deserved it (8424)

On 06/18/2011 at 12:10pm - animals - by Barney - United States (Indiana)

Today, at my job as a lifeguard, the kids in the pool decided to start a new game. The game involved spreading out to different parts of the pool and pretending to be drowning at the same time. Whoever was "saved" first, won. FML

#16494046
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44061) - you deserved it (3264)

On 06/04/2011 at 2:15am - work - by zain - United States (Texas)

Today, I almost missed the bus. I grabbed my backpack and ran out the door. It wasn't until after we got to school that I realized I was still in my slippers. FML

#16493871
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23560) - you deserved it (8505)

On 06/04/2011 at 2:00am - misc - by Connie - United States (New York)

Today, my boss called me to his office, and played back a recording of me telling a co-worker that if I still worked there in a year, I would hang myself. He then bitched me out for unprofessional conduct. The taped conversation took place over a year ago, with my recently ex-boyfriend. FML

#16487802
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24468) - you deserved it (6857)

On 06/03/2011 at 7:23pm - work - by janice - United States

Today, I arrived twenty minutes early for my opening shift at work, so I decided to turn on the radio and wait in my nice warm car. I woke up two hours later with twelve missed calls from my boss and a dead car battery. FML

#15646476
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16793) - you deserved it (33960)

On 04/05/2011 at 1:10am - work - by 4themoneh - United States (California)

Today, my four year old daughter came up to me with her finger in her ear. She then let me know that her earwax tasted better than the dinner I made. In front of my whole family. FML

#15645354
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31078) - you deserved it (6059)

On 04/05/2011 at 12:04am - kids - by Bailey (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I noticed that after a month of using my gel, it never seems to empty. I then found out my older brother and his friends had been pumping their man-juice into it. FML

#14838014
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68165) - you deserved it (6266)

On 02/04/2011 at 9:08am - intimacy - by theish -

Today, I noticed that after a month of using my gel, it never seems to empty. I then found out my older brother and his friends had been pumping their man-juice into it. FML

#14838014
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68165) - you deserved it (6266)

On 02/04/2011 at 9:08am - intimacy - by theish -

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

#503348
877 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60123) - you deserved it (628346)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)



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