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- Title : Miss
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Friday 19 January 1996 (18 years)
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About OceanBlueSea : Here are some quotes that amuse me:
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."
"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."
"Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich."
"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason."
"Crowded elevators smell different to midgets."
"Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy."
"He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame."
As I said before, here are SOME....it would take way too long for all of em'.
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