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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 March 1994 (20 years)
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About Obitlesswater420 : Punk rock & grunge \m/ Bridge kid

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Today, a private number called me telling me to "Beware the water bottles" as soon as a water bottle flew through my open window, hitting me. FML

#18408949
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25082) - you deserved it (2988)

On 12/02/2011 at 12:23am - misc - by waterbottlehit (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML

#18286720
369 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38185) - you deserved it (31138)

On 11/19/2011 at 3:05am - intimacy - by Tyler - United States

Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML

#17839244
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28411) - you deserved it (2183)

On 09/26/2011 at 1:18pm - money - by This Guy - United States

Today, I finally went to my boyfriend's house to meet his family. When they were giving me a tour of the house, I noticed a Nazi flag on my boyfriend's bedroom door. FML

#17427726
14 comments

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On 08/10/2011 at 9:11am - misc - by MaydayManic - United States

Today, my mother told me I'm going to get lung cancer. Because she smokes. FML

#17140359
157 comments

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On 07/16/2011 at 8:19pm - health - by imobesejk (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to dig up my twin boys birth certificates for baseball registration. Turns out I had been calling both of them by the other twin's name for eight and a half years. FML

#16847763
277 comments

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On 06/25/2011 at 9:39am - kids - by beekeke45 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was at the park with my daughter. She walked up to a boy at the swings, held her hand out, and said, "Hi I'm Vanessa, and someday you'll be working for me." FML

#16591956
46 comments

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On 06/10/2011 at 5:57am - kids - by Rachel (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I went for a job interview. I was asked if I wanted a drink. I have no idea why, but I replied "a bottle of milk please." FML

#15855605
136 comments

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On 04/20/2011 at 4:10am - work - by bham boy -

Today, my dad cussed out an individual on the phone because he thought it was a telemarketer. He was my Indian girlfriend's father. FML

#15377212
67 comments

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On 03/19/2011 at 1:37am - misc - by dollarstorepwnr (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend finally got me to orgasm, for the first time in my life, after trying for months. He started laughing when I climaxed. I asked why. Apparently I look like an Down's Syndrome child when I climax. FML

#14830027
133 comments

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On 02/03/2011 at 7:28pm - intimacy - by Embarrassed -

Today, I accidentally drank my sister's science project. Her science project consisted of taking a glass of orange juice and putting maggots in it to see if they would live. I thought it was just pulp. FML

#14820384
193 comments

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On 02/02/2011 at 11:46pm - misc - by Username -

Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML

#14598799
198 comments

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On 01/16/2011 at 5:48am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend left me for my step-sister. He's been cheating on me with her for the past 6 months, and got her pregnant. I also found out that my stomach pains are due to the fact that I'm also pregnant. My family could officially qualify for Jerry Springer. FML

#14068536
115 comments

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On 12/03/2010 at 3:56am - intimacy - by Annonmyus -

Today, I'm at work as a security guard. At a morgue. Why am I here? FML

#13893197
238 comments

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On 11/18/2010 at 10:04pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was sitting in a lecture about the history of the KKK and the problems it has caused, when the weirdest and quietest kid leans over my shoulder and says "I'd burn you first..." and winks. FML

#13455190
39 comments

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On 10/15/2010 at 2:00am - misc - by racist - United States



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