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by waterbottlehit / 12/02/2011 at 12:23am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Tyler / 11/19/2011 at 3:05am / United States / Intimacy
by This Guy / 09/26/2011 at 1:18pm / United States / Money
by MaydayManic / 08/10/2011 at 9:11am / United States / Miscellaneous
by imobesejk / 07/16/2011 at 8:19pm / United States (Ohio) / Health
by beekeke45 / 06/25/2011 at 9:39am / United States (New Hampshire) / Kids
by Rachel / 06/10/2011 at 5:57am / United States (Alabama) / Kids
by dollarstorepwnr / 03/19/2011 at 1:37am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend finally got me to orgasm, for the first time in my life, after trying for months. He started laughing when I climaxed. I asked why. Apparently I look like an Down's Syndrome child when I climax. FML
Today, I accidentally drank my sister's science project. Her science project consisted of taking a glass of orange juice and putting maggots in it to see if they would live. I thought it was just pulp. FML
by Username / 02/02/2011 at 11:46pm / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/16/2011 at 5:48am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
Today, my boyfriend left me for my step-sister. He's been cheating on me with her for the past 6 months, and got her pregnant. I also found out that my stomach pains are due to the fact that I'm also pregnant. My family could officially qualify for Jerry Springer. FML
by Anonymous / 11/18/2010 at 10:04pm / United States / Work
Today, I was sitting in a lecture about the history of the KKK and the problems it has caused, when the weirdest and quietest kid leans over my shoulder and says "I'd burn you first..." and winks. FML
by racist / 10/15/2010 at 2:00am / United States / Miscellaneous