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Obey_StudBoii
  • Town/Country : U.S.
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 February 1985 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 308
  • Number of comments : 556
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Obey_StudBoii : What can I say? You peaked your curiosity by coming to my profile. For starters Yes Iam a lesbian and if you have a problem with that, thats on you not me, so leave while your at it. Secondly If you plan on being a jackass grammar Nazi, chances are i just DGAF and you'd be wasting your time whining because you have to be right :)Thanks for reading. Message me if you want

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Today, my boyfriend said he felt like eating icing. So I baked him cupcakes, put icing on them and decorated them. When I handed them to him, he picked off the decoration, licked the icing and handed the cupcake back to me, saying, "I told you that's all I wanted." FML

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On 04/15/2013 at 1:11am - misc - by Cupcakes (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was eating out with a group of friends and my boyfriend. During the meal, I accidentally took a sip from my male friend's glass. My boyfriend pointed and said, "Babe, you took his drink." My friend responded by putting his arm round me and saying, "Whatever, I took her virginity." FML

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On 03/28/2013 at 11:11am - intimacy - by everyoneheard (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I finally came out to my family as a lesbian. My grandma then told me I'm just going through a phase because I finally realized I'm not pretty or skinny enough to get a man. FML

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On 03/24/2013 at 6:20am - misc - by theawesome129 - Canada

Today, I'm so broke after paying my bills, that I resorted to eating plain garlic butter from the pizzeria down the street for lunch. The worst part: to get the butter, I stormed in and angrily complained, saying they forgot to give it to me. I never even ordered a pizza. FML

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On 03/09/2013 at 6:03pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I woke up to find my new roommate staring straight at me. She then went on to say, "I love how you sleep," and continued to stare. I live in a residence off campus and I've already changed roommates twice this year. I'm stuck with a person who stares at me sleep for the next two years. FML

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On 11/10/2010 at 11:32am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Argentina (Cordoba)



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