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Today , I Was Paired Up With A Partner In Film Class!! He Has An Idea For A Film: "Shoot An Onion From All Angles , Light It On Fire , And Roll It Down A Hill"!! He Was Dead Serious!! I'm Stuck With This Guy For The Whole Year!! FML

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139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29306) - you deserved it (3809)

On 02/22/2011 at 9:28am - work - by Dean Heffern -

TADAY I GOT UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT TO GET A GLASS OF WATER. I FELT SOMETHING GET CAUGHT IN MY THROAT SO I COUGHED AND SPLUTTERED A BIT. WHEN I TURNED ON THE LIGHTS I DISCOVERED I'D COUGHED UP A COCKROACH. FML

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162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48460) - you deserved it (4434)

On 02/22/2011 at 7:25am - misc - by no name -

Taday my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML

#15061601
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32958) - you deserved it (4384)

On 02/21/2011 at 2:59am - love - by Jules (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML

#15057968
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43000) - you deserved it (4499)

On 02/20/2011 at 10:28pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, at my strictly Catholic grandmother's funeral, I was made to sit in the row behind the rest of the family, because I was born out of wedlock and wasn't a 'real' member . mega FML

#15055415
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38846) - you deserved it (2504)

On 02/20/2011 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my cat tried to kill me. While I was sleeping, he put his paws on either side of my face and laid down, covering my nose and mouth. While I was struggling to free myself, I could hear my sister laughing next to me. FML

#15051806
145 comments

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On 02/20/2011 at 12:45pm - animals - by Michelle - United States (California)

Today I woke up to an angry snake trying to climb te leg of my bed . My bedroom was closed all day yesterday . It must ave gotten in my room days ago .

#15048725
81 comments

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On 02/20/2011 at 3:35am - misc - by Katie - Reserved

2DAY THE SWEETEST THING MAH BOYFRIEND EVER TOLD ME WAS THAT I'D MAKE A GOOD PORN STAR. FML

#15036235
133 comments

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On 02/19/2011 at 2:20am - love - by PlayboyBunny (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , I was so lonely , I wound up talking for two ours to te creep wo calls ma number every Friday nigt an makes creepy obscene breating noises on te oter end of te pone. Turns out e's a better listener tan ma usband. FML

#15035621
76 comments

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On 02/19/2011 at 1:17am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today.. . as I go to a small private Christian college.. . the academic dean cummed up to me and asked me to putted some old record on CD.. . since I have a record player that can do that . I had to listen to eight record of old student from the 1970's singing bible thumper Christian hippie music . FML

#15026784
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22929) - you deserved it (8962)

On 02/18/2011 at 10:25am - misc - by Shodan2112 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML

#14961230
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44111) - you deserved it (9015)

On 02/13/2011 at 5:32pm - intimacy - by Katrina (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was spacing out in French class and randomly got an erection . My professor called on me to stand up at the front of the room and say, "I am wearing a belt," in French . Not everyone was observing just my belt . FML

#7782514
194 comments

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On 02/01/2010 at 3:51pm - misc - by boner (man) - United States (Iowa)

today I was taking a showerhen my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little friskyhen my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, and dropped a condom in the bottom of the shower, all thehile saying, ( Keep it safe kids! ). FML

#3932433
361 comments

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On 07/21/2009 at 3:45pm - intimacy - by uh-oh (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today , I witnassad a horribla car accidant and was intarviawad by tha local naws. During tha intarviaw I said , "It was tarribla. It was lyk watching a silant movia... but thara was sound!" Tha intarviaw has baan airad 6 timas. FML

#2612293
326 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31285) - you deserved it (76493)

On 06/04/2009 at 9:07pm - misc - by LadyChristina25 - United States (Rhode Island)



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