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About ObeyTheSnarf : Hullo ferret, whatcha lookin' at?
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today , I Was Paired Up With A Partner In Film Class!! He Has An Idea For A Film: "Shoot An Onion From All Angles , Light It On Fire , And Roll It Down A Hill"!! He Was Dead Serious!! I'm Stuck With This Guy For The Whole Year!! FML
TADAY I GOT UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT TO GET A GLASS OF WATER. I FELT SOMETHING GET CAUGHT IN MY THROAT SO I COUGHED AND SPLUTTERED A BIT. WHEN I TURNED ON THE LIGHTS I DISCOVERED I'D COUGHED UP A COCKROACH. FML
Today, my cat tried to kill me. While I was sleeping, he put his paws on either side of my face and laid down, covering my nose and mouth. While I was struggling to free myself, I could hear my sister laughing next to me. FML
Today , I was so lonely , I wound up talking for two ours to te creep wo calls ma number every Friday nigt an makes creepy obscene breating noises on te oter end of te pone. Turns out e's a better listener tan ma usband. FML
Today.. . as I go to a small private Christian college.. . the academic dean cummed up to me and asked me to putted some old record on CD.. . since I have a record player that can do that . I had to listen to eight record of old student from the 1970's singing bible thumper Christian hippie music . FML
Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML
Today, I was spacing out in French class and randomly got an erection . My professor called on me to stand up at the front of the room and say, "I am wearing a belt," in French . Not everyone was observing just my belt . FML
today I was taking a showerhen my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little friskyhen my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, and dropped a condom in the bottom of the shower, all thehile saying, ( Keep it safe kids! ). FML
Today , I witnassad a horribla car accidant and was intarviawad by tha local naws. During tha intarviaw I said , "It was tarribla. It was lyk watching a silant movia... but thara was sound!" Tha intarviaw has baan airad 6 timas. FML
Friday 27 March 2015