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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 January 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2945
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About OP_here : I'm a musician, an Academic/Dux/Scholar, and may make grammar comments in jest 'cos I'm a Latin student :D

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Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML

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On 01/31/2009 at 1:19pm - love - by MichiganExile - United States (Michigan)

Today, well, last night, I told my girlfriend that I'm a light sleeper, and that the slightest disturbance will wake me up. As a result, this morning when I looked in the mirror I noticed a bunch of stuff written all over my body, like "You see, you didn't wake up!", "Nor now!". FML

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On 01/04/2009 at 10:33pm - love - by titou - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was telling off one of my friends, a fellow student of medicine, who was spending his evenings watching "House" instead of revising for our important exam, as I was. The topic mentioned in the episode came up in the exam. He got 4 points more than I did. FML

#532
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On 12/17/2008 at 4:40am - love - by Gen - Sent from mobile version

Today, my brand new and very expensive laser printer does actually print 10 times faster than my old one. Except there's nothing printed on the paper. Never mind, at least it makes a cool sound. FML

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On 12/06/2008 at 2:51am - misc - by harry - Sent from mobile version

Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML

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On 11/28/2008 at 5:28am - misc - by Gregory - Sent from mobile version



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