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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 July 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2254
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About OMGitsKaleyxo : im kaley, lived in san diegoo my whole lifee;)
soccer & volleyball are my life. i play varsity, a little beach volleyball, fc san diego U18 gold & SCVC 18-1 national.
im crazyy. i love the beach and the sun and i love being around people.
i love music, too. i listen to basically everything. ask if you wannaa.
andd yeah, thats about it.

message mee ;)

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Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML


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