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About OMGheythere : I'm sixteeen & I've got nothing to lose.
I'm fascinated by snowstorms.
Your mom's face is wack.
I prepare for christmas in july.
If I had a frog, I'd name it Frog-etaboutit.
Most things are cool til they're cool.
I wish I could fly.I'd totally eat clouds.
I can be dumb sometimes.
I wanna ride a giraffe on a beach.
I sold my soul for an electric tooth brush.
I once tried to steal a turtles shell.
I think life would be so much cooler in zero gravity.
Ever feel like you're on the verge of something big?Me neither.
I think life's cool,people tend to over react to all the small stuff.
I really still don't see the difference between toads and frogs.
Or better yet,crocodiles& aligators.Craligators?All the same.
I don't trust that many people,I'm not naive.
Music is your life?So if I press pause you'll drop dead? Sounds like a plan.
I pretty much sceeve all condiments.But i put salt on my salt.
Do remember face from nick jr?I totally do.
My name's Maria.

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