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  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 January 1989 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1032
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About OMGJohnMayer : Likes:
-John Mayer
-Circa Survive
-Taking Back Sunday
-Armin van Buuren
-Thai food and Korean BBQ

-People who drive slow in the fast lane
-Fat girls who think they're hot
-Girls who say they can't eat a lot because they're on a diet
-Shit talkers

That is all for now. MSG me if you're bored. ANDD i also have a facebook.

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