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OMGEVILTACOS
  • Town/Country : Imaginationland
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 369
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About OMGEVILTACOS : I'm a total south park fan!!! lol Hail Satan!!! If u were a south park fan u would get that!!! Hmm I do cheerleading ,soccer, volleyball, and occasional softball.... I LOVE PARAMORE SOO MUCH!!!!! I also loove tacos i despise toddlers that aren't disciplined...I'm soo serious on this subject umm I am Satan or so I heard many times.... MESSAGE ME!!!!!!!:)

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Today, my 23-year old boyfriend is not talking to me because I bought the regular kind of macaroni and cheese instead of the cartoon kind. FML

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278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27132) - you deserved it (12844)

On 07/16/2010 at 3:45pm - misc - by liz - United States (California)

Today, I reached a new low and embarrased my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5229) - you deserved it (40083)

On 02/28/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while babysitting a six year old boy, he asked me if I could show him my "boobies." I said no, that wouldn't be very appropriate. Suddenly, he pulled down his pants/undies and pointed to his package while exclaiming, "Look, my penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me. FML

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254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30849) - you deserved it (3075)

On 01/17/2010 at 7:32pm - kids - by Michele (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

#784043
431 comments

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On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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