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About OMGEVILTACOS : I'm a total south park fan!!! lol Hail Satan!!! If u were a south park fan u would get that!!! Hmm I do cheerleading ,soccer, volleyball, and occasional softball.... I LOVE PARAMORE SOO MUCH!!!!! I also loove tacos i despise toddlers that aren't disciplined...I'm soo serious on this subject umm I am Satan or so I heard many times.... MESSAGE ME!!!!!!!:)
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I reached a new low and embarrased my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML
Today, while babysitting a six year old boy, he asked me if I could show him my "boobies." I said no, that wouldn't be very appropriate. Suddenly, he pulled down his pants/undies and pointed to his package while exclaiming, "Look, my penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me. FML
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
Monday 5 October 2015