Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 633
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About OMGEVILTACOS : I'm a total south park fan!!! lol Hail Satan!!! If u were a south park fan u would get that!!! Hmm I do cheerleading ,soccer, volleyball, and occasional softball.... I LOVE PARAMORE SOO MUCH!!!!! I also loove tacos i despise toddlers that aren't disciplined...I'm soo serious on this subject umm I am Satan or so I heard many times.... MESSAGE ME!!!!!!!:)

OMGEVILTACOS's page activity

Visits<b>stupidretriever</b> - the 09/07/2014 at 10:17pm<b>msmama1985</b> - the 05/16/2014 at 11:39am<b>Arieah</b> - the 01/08/2014 at 8:35am<b>Kenneth91</b> - the 07/02/2013 at 6:51pm<b>jillytc</b> - the 05/23/2013 at 9:06pm<b>goatcheese4you</b> - the 04/23/2013 at 7:08am<b>FreshSalad</b> - the 01/02/2011 at 9:55pm<b>CoachLlama</b> - the 10/31/2010 at 2:05am<b>spanelli</b> - the 07/30/2010 at 6:47am<b>Cuervo23</b> - the 07/28/2010 at 5:07pm<b>That_Guy_Jake_JR</b> - the 07/28/2010 at 11:42am<b>greyy_goooose</b> - the 07/28/2010 at 9:17am<b>281go</b> - the 07/28/2010 at 4:21am<b>Aero_boy</b> - the 07/28/2010 at 3:10am<b>eviiee</b> - the 07/28/2010 at 1:00am<b>buzz18</b> - the 07/28/2010 at 12:49am<b>Howulikeit</b> - the 07/26/2010 at 1:22am<b>mykola</b> - the 07/25/2010 at 3:31pm


How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/


Today, my 23-year old boyfriend is not talking to me because I bought the regular kind of macaroni and cheese instead of the cartoon kind. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36594) - you deserved it (17883)

On 07/16/2010 at 3:45pm - misc - by liz - United States (California)

Today, I reached a new low and embarrased my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8614) - you deserved it (58851)

On 02/28/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while babysitting a six year old boy, he asked me if I could show him my "boobies." I said no, that wouldn't be very appropriate. Suddenly, he pulled down his pants/undies and pointed to his package while exclaiming, "Look, my penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41044) - you deserved it (3814)

On 01/17/2010 at 7:32pm - kids - by Michele (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML


I agree, your life sucks (447076) - you deserved it (74320)

On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: