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by missedfistbump / 03/20/2013 at 10:31am / United States / Work
by jisaac09 / 03/17/2013 at 1:05am / United States (Kentucky) / Love
Today, I had to stand next to my wife at the supermarket, beet-red and pretending not to exist; about half an hour into our shopping, she completely lost her shit at the advertising on the loudspeaker, turned to another patron, and screamed into his face to shut the fuck up. FML
by Anonymous / 11/15/2012 at 2:47pm / Ireland / Miscellaneous
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