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OMFG712
  • Town/Country : Oshawa, canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 December 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 47
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I was talking to my boss and he said I was awesome. He went to fist bump me and I missed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26499) - you deserved it (7792)

On 03/20/2013 at 10:31am - work - by missedfistbump - United States

Today, my girlfriend decided we are to the point in our relationship that it's considered acceptable to take a dump while I'm in there showering. FML

Today, I had to stand next to my wife at the supermarket, beet-red and pretending not to exist; about half an hour into our shopping, she completely lost her shit at the advertising on the loudspeaker, turned to another patron, and screamed into his face to shut the fuck up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13120) - you deserved it (1672)

On 11/15/2012 at 2:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland



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