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OHfirefighterEmt
  • Town/Country : Youngstown, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 October 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 54
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About OHfirefighterEmt : I'm a firefighter and EMT-- getting married in October

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Today, after weeks of summoning up the courage to come out of the closet to my best friend, I told her I was gay. Immediately after she started cracking up, thinking it was a joke. I was so confused and nervous, I went along with it. She still thinks I'm straight. FML

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On 03/04/2014 at 9:46pm - misc - by augiedd (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I came home from the army and explained to my family how tough it was there. Then, as I was walking away, I stubbed my toe on the couch, fell and cried. FML

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On 01/23/2014 at 7:53am - misc - by MarBlu - United States

Today, I woke up at my cousin's house after staying the night. I went into the bathroom like I usually do and shut the door. Apparently the door lock on this bathroom doesn't function properly. I discovered this when my 4-year-old cousin walked in on me putting a tampon in. FML



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