Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Offline (the 07/28/2015 at 6:04am) | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 September 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 484
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ODST_Panda : I'm the dude who shows up at your house @3am to play super smash Bros. I love my car, cars, building computers, mass effect, fallout, and touching my girlfriend's butt.

ODST_Panda's page activity

Visits<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 05/29/2015 at 5:20am<b>Raleaf</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 9:05pm<b>Life_is_FML</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 11:20pm<b>lstrawberrycake</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 10:55am<b>WildShortstop13</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 12:30am<b>maxyutd</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 10:20pm<b>_mad_world_909</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 1:15am<b>Becca34</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 9:12pm<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 7:57pm<b>TheGolfGTI</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 1:18pm<b>xwingtwo</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 4:41pm<b>aliceablaze</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 10:28am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/09/2015 at 2:19pm<b>rareawesomeness</b> - the 02/08/2015 at 4:56am<b>Welshite</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 7:03pm<b>macncheeze97</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 12:25pm<b>kemando</b> - the 01/16/2015 at 7:26pm<b>that1guyyy</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 5:49am

Fucked!<b>WildShortstop13</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 6:30am<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 12:57am

ODST_Panda's FML badges

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

See all of ODST_Panda's badges

ODST_Panda's favorite FMLs

Doh! This user still hasn't added any FML to their favorites. :(

Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: