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Today, I was walking home when I saw an elderly woman struggling with a large bag of garbage. I asked if I could help. I got it all the way to the dumpster and the bag ripped. Inside were about fourteen dead cats. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29835) - you deserved it (1467)

On 10/10/2012 at 11:36pm - animals - by AdamwithanA (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Today, I was cashiering at Target when an old woman came into my checkout line. Her items? Variety pack of pleasuring condoms, a bottle of KY sensual lube, and two colorful thongs. As I'm scanning these, she leans in and whispers, "I love toys." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43946) - you deserved it (2492)

On 06/22/2009 at 8:21pm - work - by the_captain (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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