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Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML

#16541898
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46783) - you deserved it (11967)

On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to give a reference for a former employee. I tried to say he was always willing to give us a hand on the job. Instead, I said he was always willing to give us hand-jobs. FML

#16448858
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16462) - you deserved it (27819)

On 06/01/2011 at 8:35am - intimacy - by Username - Canada

Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML

#16342840
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44795) - you deserved it (4745)

On 05/25/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Brilliant... (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

#16299538
161 comments

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On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

#16299538
161 comments

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On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

#15962479
230 comments

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On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, I went for a job interview. I was asked if I wanted a drink. I have no idea why, but I replied "a bottle of milk please." FML

#15855605
135 comments

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On 04/20/2011 at 4:10am - work - by bham boy -

Today, I woke up to a beautiful sunrise, the smell of bacon in a frying pan, and some dickhead trying to pick the lock on my front door. FML

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37235) - you deserved it (31527)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I was answering a text from one of my students asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No, you can't." Auto correct had used a more frequently used word: "No, you cunt." FML

#15184059
239 comments

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On 03/03/2011 at 6:22am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, an old lady hit me with her car. After which she says, "Oh! Not Again!" FML

#15150765
44 comments

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On 02/28/2011 at 10:50am - misc - by roadkill - United States

Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML

#15122545
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10686) - you deserved it (66691)

On 02/26/2011 at 1:49am - misc - by hopeless (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I asked out a girl I like to a movie. She said "I hate babysitting." FML

#15112268
52 comments

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On 02/25/2011 at 7:17am - love - by Anonymous - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, I was fired. My boss told me via email that it was because I "don't have enough experience with fun spiritual." Uh, what? FML

#15092237
101 comments

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On 02/23/2011 at 5:36pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I had my buddies over for a few beers and, trying to be cool, I told my wife to get out of the living room and back in the kitchen. I felt smug, right up until she said, "Why? Your mom doesn't need to be turned over for another 20 minutes, dick." FML

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403 comments

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On 02/20/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by :/ - Canada (Alberta)



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