Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

O

Search for a member

O

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 26 January 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 25673
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

O's page activity

Visits<b>SurfingPichu</b> - the 06/10/2014 at 6:29am<b>Johnny_Boy_Jr</b> - the 03/09/2014 at 12:44am<b>C</b> - the 11/23/2013 at 8:43pm<b>t</b> - the 10/24/2013 at 8:38pm<b>HAY_JAY2013</b> - the 06/17/2013 at 11:11pm<b>frivolous</b> - the 12/26/2009 at 6:30am<b>SinfulTragedy</b> - the 12/20/2009 at 7:35pm<b>Z</b> - the 08/23/2009 at 3:23am<b>ILIEKGIRLS</b> - the 06/15/2009 at 7:54am<b>herb517</b> - the 06/02/2009 at 3:54pm<b>username666</b> - the 05/27/2009 at 5:31pm<b>Infiniteaim</b> - the 05/25/2009 at 10:02am<b>Mingusdewiv</b> - the 05/15/2009 at 3:44pm<b>dimesyn2</b> - the 05/14/2009 at 11:24am<b>MobyRanger</b> - the 05/12/2009 at 12:23pm<b>ione</b> - the 05/05/2009 at 8:09pm<b>yuriogy1</b> - the 05/03/2009 at 6:41pm<b>poolguy3</b> - the 05/03/2009 at 12:59pm

O's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

O's favorite FMLs

Today, I was fired because a patron complained that she didn't like the way I kept staring at her kids. I was a lifeguard. FML

#800907
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76204) - you deserved it (2951)

On 04/04/2009 at 3:03pm - work - by Lifeguard (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was fired because a patron complained that she didn't like the way I kept staring at her kids. I was a lifeguard. FML

#800907
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76204) - you deserved it (2951)

On 04/04/2009 at 3:03pm - work - by Lifeguard (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was sifting through my parents old home movies. I put in one and was horrified to see my parents having sex. I immediately ejected the tape and looked at the label. It said "Bermuda, 1989". They've told me I was conceived in Bermuda around that time. I've seen my own conception. FML

#391986
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (167817) - you deserved it (32291)

On 03/16/2009 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by ihatevideos (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was rejected from the University of Washington. My dad has been a professor there for 30 years, and is on the board of admissions. FML

#366764
345 comments

I agree, your life sucks (382479) - you deserved it (71206)

On 03/16/2009 at 12:05am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I heard back from my store management interview at Target. I was offered an overnight stock clerk position. When I called HR to find out if my application was in the wrong file I was told I lack the leadership qualities necessary for Target. I graduated with honors from a military school. FML

#357279
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70112) - you deserved it (4423)

On 03/15/2009 at 9:09pm - misc - by yanksbitethebig1 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was having sex with a guy I met and in the middle of it his mother called him. After stopping to answer the phone, he tried to put me on with her because she didn't believe anyone would actually sleep with him. FML

#346119
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (108828) - you deserved it (15264)

On 03/15/2009 at 4:47pm - intimacy - by MarMar (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. I minimized the porn on my laptop so she wouldn't see I was watching it. It turns out I was watching an old Beatles concert before I started masturbating. My mom thought I was masturbating to the Beatles. FML

#267368
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21927) - you deserved it (71954)

On 03/11/2009 at 12:42am - intimacy - by theassman (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. I minimized the porn on my laptop so she wouldn't see I was watching it. It turns out I was watching an old Beatles concert before I started masturbating. My mom thought I was masturbating to the Beatles. FML

#267368
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21927) - you deserved it (71954)

On 03/11/2009 at 12:42am - intimacy - by theassman (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her." FML

#265039
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (230105) - you deserved it (13168)

On 03/10/2009 at 9:10pm - misc - by TuralSucks (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her." FML

#265039
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (230105) - you deserved it (13168)

On 03/10/2009 at 9:10pm - misc - by TuralSucks (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her." FML

#265039
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (230105) - you deserved it (13168)

On 03/10/2009 at 9:10pm - misc - by TuralSucks (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her." FML

#265039
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (230105) - you deserved it (13168)

On 03/10/2009 at 9:10pm - misc - by TuralSucks (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my very religious grandmother walked in on me masturbating. She's sending me to bible camp. FML

#197450
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69346) - you deserved it (23472)

On 03/03/2009 at 5:14pm - intimacy - by camp (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my very religious grandmother walked in on me masturbating. She's sending me to bible camp. FML

#197450
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69346) - you deserved it (23472)

On 03/03/2009 at 5:14pm - intimacy - by camp (man) - United States (New York)



FML's blog

  • Élodie's Illustrated FML
  • Aaaaah, the beach, the sunshine, cool water against our skin...  Nah, just kidding, I can't afford a trip to the beach. This blog is being written from a grotty apartment in the less salubrious parts of…

Friday 18 July 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: