About NzaHaFML : I have a sucky life with bad luck.
So I read FMLs to relate to people :)
Also chocolate is awesome.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my boyfriend thought he could make a pregnancy test read positive by jizzing on it. FML
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On 06/21/2012 at 1:30am - intimacy - by really (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML
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Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML
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On 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm - misc - by creeped out - United States (New York)
Today, I asked my girlfriend why she never lets me in her house. She stared blankly and said, "What is inside is not for thine eyes." I told her best friend about this creepiness later on. She sighed and said, "T'was not for mine eyes either. I didst fail to listen." I feel like I'm losing my mind here. FML
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On 06/11/2012 at 5:45pm - love - by amidreaming?? (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)
Today, I saw my mom changing the expiry date on milk. She genuinely thought this would make the milk sour later. FML
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On 06/09/2012 at 9:54am - health - by WTF (woman) - Australia (South Australia)
Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML
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On 05/22/2012 at 4:49pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
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On 01/25/2012 at 7:33am - love - by Paicked (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E" I replied. Without missing a beat, she says "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She is 16. FML
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On 11/13/2011 at 1:53am - kids - by weswithaute - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML
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On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States
Today, as I was taking the bus home, I sat down next to a man wearing an FML shirt. While snickering I said to him "You totally deserved it." I guess he thought that comment deserved a broken nose. FML
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On 07/30/2011 at 5:26am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I attended a funeral. During the minute of silence, my phone went off. My ringtone is "It's good to be alive". FML
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On 04/03/2011 at 3:02am - misc - by JJMan217 (man) - Canada (Ontario)
TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML
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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)
Today, I discovered that my new roommate likes to take the loose hair when she showers and make shapes with it on the shower wall. She calls it art. FML
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On 10/29/2010 at 9:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I was eating jell-o and was reading a fact website, when I read that gelatin is made from the collagen in cow or pig bones. I'm vegetarian. FML
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On 10/10/2010 at 5:47pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
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On 01/15/2010 at 3:49am - love - by TanjinaRubbaiyat (woman) - Bangladesh (Dhaka)
Monday 17 June 2013
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