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NyxKae
  • Town/Country : Nevada, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 February 1994 (20 years)
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Today, my phone went off, reminding me to take my birth control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. The ringtone had been changed to my boyfriend singing "It's birth control time, birth control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML

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