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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 March 1991 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 600
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44473) - you deserved it (20552)

On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I decided to bring down a very old fan from the attic. I plugged it in, and as soon as I turned it on, tiny spiders were blown all over my room. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47291) - you deserved it (17033)

On 07/11/2014 at 1:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, someone stole my card number and tried to use it. Every transaction got declined, not because the bank knew it was a fraudulent charge, but because I'm so poor that he couldn't make even a single purchase. FML

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