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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 March 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, my girlfriend of 2 years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML


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