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  • Number of visits : 466
  • Number of comments : 76
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About Nwthatzfunny : Chilled person....i like to have fun.....party......lol...i always tell myself gota live life...so that's wat im doing.....anything you wana knew just ask

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Today, I blew a huge gum bubble. My cat was on my lap and decided to shove her face in the bubble. There's gum all over her, and I still have scars from the last time I tried bathe her. FML

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96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24537) - you deserved it (9156)

On 01/29/2013 at 12:41pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was on a plane and realized that the woman next to me was hiding a hedgehog in a plastic container. I'm severely afraid of hedgehogs but not wanting to give the woman up and get her in trouble, I tried to stay quiet. Which led to me to quietly hyperventilate and pass out on the plane. FML

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174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22268) - you deserved it (6680)

On 01/07/2013 at 5:21am - health - by scaredofhedges (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my late grandfather left me a significant amount of money in his will. I thought it was weird because he always acted like he hated me. When I got the envelope, there was $500,000 inside, all in Monopoly money. FML

#19961966
154 comments

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On 07/20/2012 at 1:13am - money - by Rachel - United States

Today, I discovered my children had found my vibrator and buried it in the cat's litter box. FML

#19850668
136 comments

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On 06/26/2012 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by Heather (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML

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138 comments

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On 06/13/2012 at 10:21pm - intimacy - by biggieT - Sri Lanka (Western)

Today, my boyfriend said he was going to give me breakfast in bed before he left. He walked over, threw some granola bars on the bed next to me and left. FML

#19505395
144 comments

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On 04/21/2012 at 9:04am - love - by still hungry - United States (Illinois)

Today, I thought it would be funny to pee on a small bug in the toilet. A much larger bug thought it would be funny to fly into my eye while I was doing this. FML

#19434982
187 comments

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On 04/09/2012 at 4:28am - animals - by stupidbug. (man) - Canada

Today, after years of secretly faking my orgasms, my husband gave me my first real one. Afterward was also the first time he ever accused me of faking it because, "It was different from all the other times." FML

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199 comments

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On 04/07/2012 at 11:27am - intimacy - by anonomous - United States

Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML

#19387601
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16652) - you deserved it (30007)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:03am - love - by Jeff make - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML

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165 comments

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On 03/21/2012 at 4:13pm - money - by MoneyMoneyMoneyMonayMONAY (woman) - United States

Today, while looking in the mirror at my full-blown grease-spewing acne-riddled face, my father came up behind me and said, "Don't worry son, I had acne like that when I was your age". I replied, "No you didn't", and his immediate response while laughing was, "No, I didn't." FML

#18843385
168 comments

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On 01/18/2012 at 10:18am - health - by harshdoobie (man) - Canada

Today, I found out how painful it is when your ceiling fan falls on you. FML

#17337129
164 comments

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On 08/01/2011 at 10:46pm - misc - by Username - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out how painful it is when your ceiling fan falls on you. FML

#17337129
164 comments

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On 08/01/2011 at 10:46pm - misc - by Username - United States (Missouri)

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

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158 comments

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On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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