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NuclearKitty333
  • Town/Country : Lewiston, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 May 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 213
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

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Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

#14608705
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28328) - you deserved it (18981) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML

#14460417
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40793) - you deserved it (4990)

On 01/04/2011 at 5:56am - intimacy - by LoveMyNewBro -

Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML

#14333152
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35246) - you deserved it (7058)

On 12/25/2010 at 8:38am - intimacy - by Jessie - United States (Texas)

Today, I was playing Farmville all day, and I was really into the game. I was getting phone calls all day, but I kept ignoring them cause I was making so much Farm Money. Come to find out it was my son's school. He fell off the jungle gym and broke his arm. FML

#5970435
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6396) - you deserved it (115526)

On 10/24/2009 at 3:25am - kids - by stewhart (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my dad gave me a promise ring on my one year anniversary with my boyfriend and made me swear I would wait til marriage. Four hours later he walked in on us having sex in my bedroom. FML

#400298
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41301) - you deserved it (229007)

On 03/16/2009 at 10:19pm - intimacy - by thiswouldhappen. - United States (Florida)



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