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Nuahavizu

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 March 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6294
  • Number of comments : 156
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Nuahavizu : I'm sarcastic, and my vices are that I am mildly self loathing and I dont take people who are optimistic seriously easily.

Beyond that, I'm a pretty nice guy. Send me a message and help prove to me that humanity isn't full of jerks and egocentric horn dogs. So far, nobody has even tried. (what does that say about people eh?)

I love music, and read every Pratchett book I can find.

'If you light a man on fire, he is warm for a day. If you set that man ON fire, he is warm the rest of his life.'

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Nuahavizu's favorite FMLs

Today, we got a new dry-erase board, and I drew the Gotham City skyline complete with the Bat Signal. Later, I went downstairs, only to find my mom had written "BATMAN'S GAY" over the top of the picture. FML

#16235251
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27365) - you deserved it (9679)

On 05/18/2011 at 7:47am - misc - by Anon (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

#16217085
441 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37082) - you deserved it (10095)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, I updated my facebook status as "lost all contacts, need numbers". My mom commented saying "her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends". Her comment got 32 likes. FML

#16216405
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44306) - you deserved it (7896)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:05am - misc - by Username -

Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML

#16201073
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30659) - you deserved it (8302)

On 05/16/2011 at 2:26am - misc - by bugnose (woman) -

Today, I went to Subway with my girlfriend. Just as the time came for her to pay, she went to the car to grab her purse. She didn't come back. I found a note on the windshield saying, "It's over." FML

#16189610
331 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37232) - you deserved it (13332)

On 05/15/2011 at 3:29pm - love - by DMitch (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, in the subway, a man ran up to me, grabbed me, and starting hugging me. He wouldn't stop hugging me, and his grip was too tight. I don't know what's worst, basically being harassed, or not being able to remember the last time I was hugged. FML

Today, I playfully nudged my friend on the shoulder. She countered by shoving me head-first into a trash can. FML

#16077994
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23022) - you deserved it (9392)

On 05/07/2011 at 12:26pm - misc - by Cheerieful - United States

Today, after being annoyed one too many times by my students' whiney attitudes, I accidentally blurted out, "Quit being such a bitch," to the superintendent's daughter. FML

#16017887
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21585) - you deserved it (41213)

On 05/02/2011 at 10:30am - work - by MathTeacher (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML

#15997436
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37724) - you deserved it (3704)

On 04/30/2011 at 11:16pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, I went tanning for 15 min at my gym. When I got out no one was there, all of the lights were off, and the alarm started going off. Turns out the people working forgot about me, locked up, and left me there. FML

#15994879
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34496) - you deserved it (5037)

On 04/30/2011 at 8:19pm - misc - by Tara (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while being robbed, a man heroically chased down the robber and got my purse back. He then looked at the distance between us, turned the other way and ran off with it. FML

#15974140
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44248) - you deserved it (3331)

On 04/29/2011 at 2:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my girlfriend kindly let me know that she didn't care that I am 'below average' in the penis department because it will leave her nice and tight for her next boyfriend. FML

#15948281
339 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65356) - you deserved it (7370)

On 04/27/2011 at 12:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the bakery I work at. A man came in to pick up a cake he said he ordered, but we could find neither the cake nor the order form. He yelled at me about being 'incompetent' before remembering that he had ordered the cake from a different bakery. FML

#15923303
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32350) - you deserved it (2578)

On 04/25/2011 at 6:38pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while letting horses out to switch pasture, one ran at me, sending me through the electric fence and into a mud puddle. Wrapped in electric fence, I sat in that electric mud puddle, screaming every time it shocked me. Help arrived, once they'd had a good long laugh. FML

#15912544
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32214) - you deserved it (3588)

On 04/24/2011 at 9:11pm - animals - by electricpuddle -

Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML

#15912541
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31031) - you deserved it (11501)

On 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by woahitbechels - United States (Tennessee)



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