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  • Birth Date : Monday 16 December 1991 (20 years)
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Today, I was taken to my first session with my psychiatrist. The entirety of the facility, from the waiting room to the doc's office was decorated with dead butterflies in glass. I was there for my crippling mottephobia, the irrational fear of moths and butterflies. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32057) - you deserved it (2944)

On 06/03/2011 at 1:16am - health - by JefferyT (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while I was in the shower, my curious cat jumped in. She decided she really doesn't like showers and to avoid getting wet, used my naked body as a makeshift tree. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24983) - you deserved it (2948)

On 06/02/2011 at 12:06pm - animals - by brittaneejanex - United States

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45901) - you deserved it (3084)

On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML

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On 06/01/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by aarone23 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It was the Pokémon theme song. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11785) - you deserved it (53702)

On 05/31/2011 at 1:05pm - love - by chickennbenchpress (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year old mental patient that she's not Ke$ha and that she really has to put her clothes back on. FML

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On 03/22/2011 at 2:30pm - work - by Kim - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was driving home at night, and got into an accident. Someone had left a toilet in the middle of the road. I hit it. The toilet's fine, but my car now has a toilet-shaped dent in the front. FML

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On 03/22/2011 at 1:10pm - misc - by jballer - United States (Massachusetts)



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