About Notthatexciting : Im pretty short, though not legally a Little Person. Im friendly enough, depending on who you ask. Im from Canada, and yes, I say "eh". In short, im really not that exciting.
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by CHStennis_4 / 09/03/2011 at 12:48am / United States (Utah) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/02/2011 at 2:54am / United States (California) / Love
by piece of shed / 08/31/2011 at 10:00am / United States (New York) / Kids
by bunkbed / 08/30/2011 at 12:45pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
by Zolesz96 / 08/30/2011 at 12:39pm / Hungary (Jasz-Nagykun-Szolnok) / Miscellaneous
Today, at work, I was walking to the back office, and I didn't know my manager was following me. After I walked through the door, without looking, I reached behind me to close it. Instead of grabbing the door handle, I got a handful of his crotch. FML
by Anonymous / 08/30/2011 at 12:46am / United States (Tennessee) / Work
by Anonymous / 08/27/2011 at 12:09pm / United States / Intimacy
by sad child / 08/27/2011 at 3:45am / United States (New York) / Health
Today, I had to take my dog to the vet for him to be put to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up my ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML
by Anonymous / 08/26/2011 at 1:49pm / United States / Animals
Today, I got a text message from a number I don't know saying "I'm sorry, but I'm cheating on you, I couldn't do this in person because you're ugly when you cry." I haven't had a relationship in 6 years and I still manage to get dumped. FML
by j_babydoll6520 / 08/26/2011 at 7:09am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/19/2011 at 2:03pm / United States / Kids
by Bill Harrison / 07/19/2011 at 11:19am / United States / Work
Today, I was laying in bed making out with a girl. After trying to figure out for a while why she was spending so much time on my neck it finally hit me. She was frantically and secretly trying to remove the gum she got stuck in my hair. She failed. FML
by tLee / 07/19/2011 at 12:04am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by RobinBunny713 / 07/18/2011 at 11:23pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
by Username / 07/17/2011 at 11:21am / United States (California) / Intimacy
- Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend sighed, said "I can't do this any more" and pulled out.… Today, in the middle of having sex, my boyfriend of two years got a call. After taking the call, he… Today, was the first time giving head to my boyfriend. He couldn't finish, so I tried a handjob. In…