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Notthatexciting

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Notthatexciting

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 June 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1965
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Notthatexciting : Im pretty short, though not legally a Little Person. Im friendly enough, depending on who you ask. Im from Canada, and yes, I say "eh". In short, im really not that exciting.

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Today, I showed off my new tattoo to my friends. Too bad it says "Walk Earless" now instead of "Walk Fearless." That's right, I'm now supporting Van Gogh. FML

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199 comments

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On 02/05/2012 at 12:54am - misc - by inked - United States (Alabama)

Today, I received a single, hand-made Valentine's card from the weirdest kid in the school. It said, "If you ever get mauled by a bear, I hope he doesn't damage your face." FML

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On 02/04/2012 at 12:12am - love - by Jayde - United States (Texas)

Today, I was sexing it up with my boyfriend. Halfway through, he looked at me and said, "Y'know what you never see in a porno? Intellectual conversation. Read any good books lately?" He wouldn't keep going until I answered. FML

#18764509
167 comments

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On 01/10/2012 at 4:36am - intimacy - by eakthegeek - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud, horrendous fart, and loudly announced, "This is war." There were people, lots of people. FML

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On 11/28/2011 at 7:34am - misc - by Dani - Reserved

Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML

#18345679
158 comments

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On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, I chipped a tooth trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. FML

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On 11/25/2011 at 1:27am - health - by yollew - United States (Oregon)

Today, at the point of orgasm, my boyfriend screamed out, "Is this all there is?!" then rolled over and stared blankly at the ceiling without speaking for ages. This happens a lot. FML

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181 comments

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On 11/24/2011 at 8:57am - intimacy - by Jane (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I managed to convince a girl to come back to my place for a bit of fun. Unfortunately, I was wearing cheap new black underwear, and some of its fibers had stuck themselves to my knob, making it look like a weird fleshy caterpillar. I didn't get lucky. FML

#18326133
134 comments

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On 11/23/2011 at 11:48am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my gynecologist told me that the ecosystem in my vagina is unbalanced, and that I have to do some reconstruction. Uhm what? FML

#18324369
258 comments

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On 11/23/2011 at 4:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found Jesus. The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on my car. FML

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On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I'm trying to potty train him. I didn't consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startled and peed all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML

#18202922
150 comments

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On 11/09/2011 at 4:52pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML

#18200253
256 comments

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On 11/09/2011 at 7:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole, giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me, I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. FML

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275 comments

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On 11/06/2011 at 1:15am - misc - by wellthisisawkward80 - United States

Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML

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220 comments

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On 11/01/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML

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352 comments

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On 10/30/2011 at 4:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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