About Notthatexciting : Im pretty short, though not legally a Little Person. Im friendly enough, depending on who you ask. Im from Canada, and yes, I say "eh". In short, im really not that exciting.
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by winnerwinner / 05/02/2012 at 11:46am / United States / Intimacy
by ShadowJack / 04/29/2012 at 11:10am / United States / Intimacy
by Weak Disposition / 04/27/2012 at 12:29am / United States (Virginia) / Health
by foshizzle / 04/25/2012 at 2:46am / United States (Florida) / Work
by Avery / 03/24/2012 at 4:06pm / United States (California) / Geek
Today, whilst stacking the dish washer I dropped a steak knife. Luckily, I caught it just before it hit my foot. I fist-pumped to celebrate my amazing catch and stabbed myself in the cheek. My parents couldn't stop laughing all the way to the hospital. FML
by zztopspinner / 03/14/2012 at 3:11pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was chatting to a nice girl at the mall, and I said if she didn't get a raise, I would write to the management. She said they have no email address, and I replied that I meant an actual letter. "Like, on paper?" she said, "Damn, how old are ya, pops?" I want a ticket off this planet. FML
by S. Michaels / 03/14/2012 at 11:17am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that my resume contained the word "masturbation" in the skills section, courtesy of a practical joke by my best friend. I have been using this CV unsuccessfully for over two months. FML
by Anonymous / 03/13/2012 at 8:51am / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Intimacy
by Wow / 03/13/2012 at 12:38am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend and I agreed to tell her parents that she's pregnant. When they started freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up Tard Mode and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML
by yamsterr / 03/12/2012 at 12:27pm / United States / Love
by Tristansefam1367 / 03/12/2012 at 9:11am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by kittens go meow / 02/14/2012 at 7:35pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by ShylaMarie / 02/14/2012 at 5:29pm / Canada / Kids
by annon / 02/11/2012 at 1:23am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by SocialAnxietyNightmare / 02/09/2012 at 11:42am / United Kingdom (London) / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I asked a customer to send me via e-mail the image he wanted me to print. He said, "I don't…
- Today, while I was in the midst of the most mind-blowing shower sex ever, the fire alarm went off.… Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times… Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina is "as clean as a dog's mouth." I'm not sure if that supposed…