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Notthatexciting

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Notthatexciting

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 June 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3177
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Notthatexciting : Im pretty short, though not legally a Little Person. Im friendly enough, depending on who you ask. Im from Canada, and yes, I say "eh". In short, im really not that exciting.

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Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

#303
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41709) - you deserved it (22362)

On 11/14/2008 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Kaji - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 6-year-old son said to me, "You smell nice daddy." Surprised but flattered, I thanked him. He then added, "I like the smell of cheese!'" FML

#260
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33780) - you deserved it (5853)

On 11/09/2008 at 6:26am - kids - by lamponau - Sent from mobile version

Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML

#37
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25307) - you deserved it (113775)

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