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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 May 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1527
  • Number of comments : 128
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Notimetobleed : Jeg ble født i Helsingfors. I mitt bilde er meg og mine 2 beste venner. Det er meg på høyre side, krisen i midten og to høyre Blaik flyttet vi med noen til Narvik, Norge da vi var 13. Vi er et band og nøyaktig den samme musikken. Det meste død, folk, Viking og Celtic metal

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Today, I completed my 6 month training program for a track competition this weekend. I went to the park to run anyways because I needed some air after my boyfriend broke up with me. After one lap, my neighbor's 130 lb dog ran across the soccer field and jumped on me to say hi. My leg is broken. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (84228) - you deserved it (3909)

On 03/25/2009 at 12:18am - animals - by fmrunning (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my family and I were at a restaurant. We're Swedish and love talking about people in our language because no one ever understands here. I decided to comment about how ugly the girl at the next table was. She turned around and goes "Dra åt helvete." That's Swedish for "Go to hell." FML

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On 03/14/2009 at 9:30pm - misc - by SwedishBozo (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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