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NotTheDroid
  • Town/Country : Georgia, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 December 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 80
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About NotTheDroid : Just another guy on this app looking for something to laugh at. Been through too many other apps!

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Today, while running, a man ran up next to me and started jogging with me. He asked if he could run with me and I said yes. Later, when I told him I was going home, he followed me home. When I asked him to leave, he say down on my lawn in protest. He has been there for over 4 hours. FML

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119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48662) - you deserved it (7404)

On 06/21/2013 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, it was my first time with my boyfriend, at his house, in his Dora the Explorer sheets. FML

#20550446
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35309) - you deserved it (7893) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/18/2013 at 6:34pm - love - by inconnue - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, I was sitting cross-legged, idly jerkin' the gherkin. I guess I got slightly carried away, because I zoned out, forgot where I was aiming, and came all over the side of my face, up my nose and into my eye. FML

Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML

#12513717
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6637) - you deserved it (41843)

On 08/14/2010 at 2:27am - health - by Fire_Crotch (man) - Canada (British Columbia)



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