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Today, my eleven year old sister came in, and bitched to me and my boyfriend about how she was going to tell my mom about the used condom she found. My boyfriend punched her in the face. FML

#18022495
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46829) - you deserved it (14938)

On 10/19/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by lolilovemyboyfriend (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my mom looked through my browser history and saw Chatroulette. She thought I'd gotten into online gambling, and wouldn't believe me when I explained what it really was. After I insisted on showing her, the first chat window to open contained cocks as far as the eye could see. FML

#16488839
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19355) - you deserved it (34656)

On 06/03/2011 at 8:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shit myself. FML

#16081373
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31817) - you deserved it (9482)

On 05/07/2011 at 6:27pm - misc - by Mel (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I locked myself in the bathroom and started spanking the ferret. I started to get really into it when my dad started pounding on the door and yelled, "Son, that's great staying power, but can you finish up already?" FML

#16068047
146 comments

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On 05/06/2011 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Saudi Arabia

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

#15852262
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43532) - you deserved it (6376)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

#15852262
287 comments

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On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

#15852262
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43532) - you deserved it (6376)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was in the emergency room. The doctor told me that my injuries and back problems are the intensity of those after a car accident. I slipped on a grape. FML

#15691583
115 comments

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On 04/08/2011 at 6:35am - health - by ridella -

Today, I accidentally drank my sister's science project. Her science project consisted of taking a glass of orange juice and putting maggots in it to see if they would live. I thought it was just pulp. FML

#14820384
190 comments

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On 02/02/2011 at 11:46pm - misc - by Username -

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She's a sock puppet. FML

#14802825
272 comments

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On 02/01/2011 at 9:32pm - intimacy - by seepeezy32 -

Today, I was eating at a Mexican restaurant with my sister. I was happily biting into a burrito, when I saw a man in his car in the restaurant parking lot, staring at us and jacking off. FML

#13774014
144 comments

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On 11/09/2010 at 2:51am - intimacy - by secretdoll (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying he needed me to bail him out of jail. The crime? Masturbating in public. FML

#13027296
217 comments

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On 09/12/2010 at 10:29pm - intimacy - by nickim756 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML

#7501218
216 comments

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On 01/22/2010 at 3:51pm - misc - by Funnymann - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me to meet his friends at one of his exclusive "clubs." Expecting it to be his old friends from college, I agreed to go. Apparently, I've been dating a member of the Ku Klux Klan for 2 years. FML

#7380749
42 comments

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On 01/16/2010 at 4:24pm - love - by Awkward (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML

#7339757
175 comments

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On 01/14/2010 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by scubai (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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