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Today, I went to a dinner party. I had a bad stomach, so I made a dash to the bathroom and forgot to lock the door. While I was in, I heard some voices outside. In a panic, my reflex was to get up and lock the door. I did so, while simultaneously shitting all over myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25881) - you deserved it (10157)

On 11/09/2011 at 10:15pm - health - by stinkypants - India

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. FML

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On 11/08/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by lunarstrain - United Kingdom (London)



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