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[x] Be a part of a Guinness Book of World Records record breaking charity walk.
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
TODAY MAH BOYFRIEND BROKE A GLASS IN THE KITCHEN AND ACCIDENTALLY STEPPED ON IT CUTTING HIS FOOT. HE ASKED ME IF I COULD HELP HIM CLEAN HIS CUT. APPARENTLY HE'S TICKLISH AND I NOW HAVE A HUGE BRUISE ON MAH CHEST FROM WHERE HE KICKED ME. FML
today a few of ma friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping wit te guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of te pool in panic, ma crus called us all freaks and left. FML
Today, at work, I was taking a woman's measurements wile se eld er screaming baby. To silence te infant, se wipped out er breast rigt tere and started feeding im. Moments later, e puked breast milk all over ma desk. FML
Today, I used a restroom. While doing mah thing, the power in mah building completely went out. There was another person in the restroom making demonic noises and scratching at mah stall. When the power cummed back on, he was gone. I think I'm being haunted. FML
Today, I collected mah new timetable at college only to find I've been dropped from all mah classes. I've been listed as deceased. I'm definitely not dead an have no idea how I supposedly died. big fat FML
today I took mah laptop to I.T . to fix mah intarnat . Only aftar I laft did I raalisa mah mamory tachniqua for ramambaring tha stagas of mitosis (Iraqi panis man anally transmits chlamydia) was laft as a sticky nota on mah dasktop . Tha guy dafinitaly noticad . FML
TODAY, WHILE WRITING A SELF-EVALUATION 4 MY INTERNSHIP, I HAD TO TYPE UP ANSWERS TO CERTAIN QUESTIONS AN THEN SUBMIT THEM. AFTER SUBMISSION, I RE-READ ONE OF THE ANSWERS I HAD WRITTEN THAT SAID, "AFTER 3 MONTHS ON THE JON I FINALLY FEEL LIKE I HAVE ACCOMPLISHD A LOT." I HAD MEANT TO WRITE JOB. FML
today a shopper asked me where my nipples were. Seeing as I work in Babies'R'Us, this is a common question. I brought her over to the nursing equipment aisle where she then grabbed my nipples, gave them a twist, and walked away. I need a new job. FML
Friday 27 March 2015