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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Today, I walked in on my daughter lighting candles around one of her friends, who'd fallen asleep while her other friends chanted something in a different language. They still won't tell me what they were doing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51636) - you deserved it (5127)

On 12/22/2013 at 10:36am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, at my job as a night janitor, at which I work alone, I saw an old man enter a bathroom. When I went to investigate, it was completely empty. I'm now scared to work. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57079) - you deserved it (3663)

On 12/10/2013 at 4:50am - work - by scared shitless (man) - United States (California)

Today, my 13-year-old daughter excitedly told me about a new diet she read about online. Apparently, the diet entirely consists of bottled water and a mixture of food coloring. The food coloring "takes care of all that vitamin and mineral stuff." My daughter is an idiot. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49533) - you deserved it (7638)

On 12/09/2013 at 12:52am - kids - by Nofoodcoloringisnotasubstituteforfood (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my elderly neighbor along with our community church's priest came to my house and demanded to "give them the girl". The girl is my 3-year-old daughter, who has natural born red irises and is photo-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57489) - you deserved it (3246)

On 12/08/2013 at 5:07pm - kids - by OakStake (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was gushing about my love for Disney princesses when someone told me I "definitely needed to calm down." By whom? A four-year-old girl. FML

Today, my neighbor put up an electric fence to keep my five-year-old son out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39916) - you deserved it (13728)

On 12/04/2013 at 5:29pm - kids - by Awkward - United States (Washington)

Today, my mother posted a video of me giving birth, on Facebook. FML


I agree, your life sucks (58681) - you deserved it (4315)

On 11/29/2013 at 3:23am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was cleaning a pocketknife when I noticed a spider on my leg. My first reaction was to stab it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43141) - you deserved it (44538)

On 11/28/2013 at 9:05pm - misc - by OuchImAMoron (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while babysitting a girl, I told her to be quiet so she wouldn't wake her little brother. In reply, she told me that she would kill me, wake her brother up to show him my dead body, then draw all over my face. I'm stuck with her for another two hours. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47640) - you deserved it (3630)

On 11/22/2013 at 1:20am - kids - by spooked (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I found out that when you flush an animal clear of blood for research, there is a nerve inside the heart, which when you strike it right, electrical signals cause the animal to writhe as if alive. Now, my boss knows about my fear of zombies, and I'm now terrified of half my job. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40285) - you deserved it (5211)

On 11/10/2013 at 8:52pm - work - by kittkatt1 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I watched as my grandma beat the shit out of my dad at the zoo. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48233) - you deserved it (4410)

On 11/07/2013 at 12:52am - misc - by Grandson - United States (California)

Today, I walked under a tree and heard birds chirping from above. I stopped and looked up, only to catch a face full of bird shit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45963) - you deserved it (9194)

On 11/06/2013 at 1:08pm - animals - by lbg2msf (man) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, my grandma has been running around the neighborhood, dressed as Bobo the Evil Clown, chasing trick-or-treaters. All I've been able to do is chase after her, and apologize to the terrified children's families. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40073) - you deserved it (3563)

On 11/01/2013 at 2:04am - misc - by bobosgonnagetyou - United States (Oregon)

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