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NotAUser

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 September 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1781
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 30 posted

About NotAUser : I'm from Georgia. Born and raised on a farm. Listening to music is my favorite pastime second only to showing livestock. Favorite bands/singers: George Strait, Brantley Gilbert, Johnny Cash, Bruce Springsteen, Hank Williams Jr., Eric Church.... most country but I'm slowly being introduced to new music that I enjoy. If you want to know anything else about me or if you just want to talk feel free to message me. I love meeting new people

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NotAUser's favorite FMLs

Today... I learned that if you give a squirrel a cookie... he'll climb up yur pants in search of more cookies. FML

Today my boyfriend gave his penis a high five for not getting me pregnant. He does this every time I get my period. Every. Single. Time. FML

#21279390
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37967) - you deserved it (5943)

On 10/16/2014 at 9:27pm - love - by highfive - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I stood up too quickly and got dizzy, so I sat on the edge of the bed to regain mah balance. I started dozing off to sleep again, got confused, and peed down the side of mah bed thinking I was on the toilet. FML

#21272641
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35520) - you deserved it (9607)

On 10/07/2014 at 7:33am - misc - by Waterfalls (woman) - United States (California)

Today , as a limo driver , I had to drive 8 guys 4 a night-out from there wives. I put the Michigan/Rutgers game on the radio , thinking they would appreciate that. Apparently , they wanted to listen to there "pump-up" songs instead , which were mostly Katy Perry songs. FML

#21271972
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36822) - you deserved it (4702)

On 10/06/2014 at 11:05am - work - by theseguysarewhipped... - Canada (Ontario)

I woke up to find a huge zit directly between mah two eyebrows !! My friend have started calling me "The North Star." FML

#21253662
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34989) - you deserved it (3246)

On 09/07/2014 at 11:55am - health - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today,hile on a tour bus, our guide told us looool that "Jimi Hendrix was like, uh, the Miley Cyrus of the '60s." I'm actually a committd pacifist, but I was already halfway out of seat to choke the pimply-facd twat out before I managd to restrain myself. Now I'm scard of myself. FML

#21237562
120 comments

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On 08/14/2014 at 5:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband an I attended a funeral. After the service, my phone vibrated. It was a text from my husband, saying "I've got mourning wood like u wouldn't believe! get it? MOURNING. haha :D" I looked up an saw him across the room, winking at me. Not the place, honey. FML

#21234106
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52434) - you deserved it (6856)

On 08/10/2014 at 3:26pm - intimacy - by jackie89 (woman) - United Kingdom (Cornwall)

Today, my husband an I attended a funeral. After the service, my phone vibrated. It was a text from my husband, saying "I've got mourning wood like u wouldn't believe! get it? MOURNING. haha :D" I looked up an saw him across the room, winking at me. Not the place, honey. FML

#21234106
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52434) - you deserved it (6856)

On 08/10/2014 at 3:26pm - intimacy - by jackie89 (woman) - United Kingdom (Cornwall)

Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", an he replid with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughd. FML

#21228111
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49276) - you deserved it (21285)

On 08/03/2014 at 1:16am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today , I got suspended from work after getting caught reading a work-related FML. Irony is funny , but it doesn't pay the bills. FML

#21226986
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32334) - you deserved it (15615)

On 08/01/2014 at 6:38pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I had to explain to mah fatherhy it isn't a good idea to shove a metal knife into the toasterhen trying to get at a small piece of toast. This man is 45-years-old and has a PhD. FML

Today, my fiancé said "Rachel" instead of my name when askd to repeat, "I take thee, Emily, to be my lawfully weddd wife." I was shockd, so he explaind while laughing that he doesn't even know a Rachel!! He ruind our wedding for a Friends quote!! FML

Today I was stuck on a campus tour with mah subtly racist mother who in an attempt to seem open-mindd deemd it appropriate to refer to our black tour guide as "Sistah". FML

#21205559
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41628) - you deserved it (3620)

On 07/10/2014 at 11:32pm - misc - by look how totally not racist I am! - United States (California)

today I was interviewing a woman 4 a job. She told me that she may need days off cuz of her artistic son. I jokingly replied , "Does he color on the walls or something?" She then stared at me with a weird look on her face. Autistic , her son is autistic. FML

#21205262
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38064) - you deserved it (19704)

On 07/10/2014 at 6:17pm - work - by dammit hearing aid - United States (Iowa)

Today , I hugged my dad!! Since I don't hug him very much , he was confused!! When I pulled away from him , smiling , he slapped me , saying the smiling and the hug made it look like I was looool "up to something." FML



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