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Nosakare56

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 September 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1040
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I had to listen to my brother whine yet again about being single and how unfair it is. This is a guy who owns an "I fuck on the first date" t-shirt and has more than once referred to women as "vaginas with a person attached". Last time I called him out for being such a dick, I got punched. FML

#21510935
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24368) - you deserved it (1732)

On 01/03/2016 at 9:01am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Leeds)

Today, I put my 5 month-old daughter in her swinging chair and walked into the kitchen to make her a bottle. When I came back, she was giggling because the dog was licking her face. It would have been cute, picture worthy even, if I actually had a dog. FML

#21507147
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22967) - you deserved it (1936)

On 12/24/2015 at 1:10am - animals - by lolmyfduplife -

Today, my husband put on a nice suit and asked me out to dinner. When he found out I was on my period, he decided to stay home instead, since there was "no point" anymore. FML

#21501460
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25244) - you deserved it (2452)

On 12/08/2015 at 12:14pm - love - by alexa (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, someone finally got the guts to punch my extremely rude mother in the face. My wife. FML

Today, I tried to give my first hand-job while wearing fuzzy socks in a carpeted room. I reached out to touch his penis and shocked him. FML

#21493038
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25892) - you deserved it (4814)

On 11/15/2015 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by nnniii - United States (Washington)

Today, I popped two tires hitting a curb. I called my dad hysterical, and he told me to call my mom and hung up. My mom's been dead for seven years. FML

#21492884
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25778) - you deserved it (1824)

On 11/15/2015 at 5:35pm - kids - by deadbeatdad - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I realized when I'm on my phone, I tend to play with my penis, even in public. FML

#21492545
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14124) - you deserved it (25901)

On 11/14/2015 at 5:08pm - intimacy - by BashyDaBest - United States (California)

Today, I started to tell my step-dad about a funny video I came across online last night. He cut me off by saying "Yeah? Well I came across your mom's face last night!" then left for work with a shit-eating grin on his face. I could've gone the rest of my life without knowing that. FML

#21492366
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23760) - you deserved it (1892)

On 11/14/2015 at 6:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got several angry messages on Facebook, demanding to know how I could cheat on my wife. They didn't believe me when I said I had no idea what they meant. Turns out my wife made a sarcastic post about my "new mistress". She was talking about Fallout 4. FML

Today, I finally got to a point where I could ask my mother about how enthusiastically she used to beat me. First sentence out of her mouth was, "It didn't change your behaviour, but it did make me feel better." FML

#21491931
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24694) - you deserved it (2019)

On 11/13/2015 at 12:24am - health - by MeAgainDr... (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my boyfriend called me at work and said, "I hate to do this over the phone..." I burst into tears, thinking he was going to break up with me. Turns out he only ate my last doughnut. Now my co-workers think I'm a weirdo. FML

#21491655
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22884) - you deserved it (4322)

On 11/12/2015 at 11:24am - love - by Porche - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, while changing the litter in the cat box, the brand new carton ripped open, spilling all twelve pounds of cat litter over my kitchen floor. Both cats promptly rushed over and began frantically urinating all over it. FML

Today, I set my cup of coffee down on the stall floor to take care of my business. A hand reached under the stall door and took my coffee. I yelled to give it back, calling them obscene names. Moments later, my fresh coffee came flying over the door. I'm burned from my head to my legs. FML

#21490780
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25854) - you deserved it (9631)

On 11/10/2015 at 10:54am - misc - by CoffeeStained - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I put one of those checkout dividers in front of my groceries on the conveyor belt in the supermarket. The guy standing in front of me turned around, looked me straight in the eye and said "I don't trust you." as he put a second divider between our groceries. FML

#21490307
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22403) - you deserved it (2429)

On 11/09/2015 at 9:07am - misc - by Quendolin - Germany

Today, I found out everyone in my neighborhood thinks that I'm a beaten woman due to the reoccurring ambulances in front of my house at night. My kid just chokes on everything, and they don't believe me. FML

#21490067
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22684) - you deserved it (2218)

On 11/08/2015 at 7:36pm - health - by NotABeatenWoman (woman) - United States (South Carolina)



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