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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 September 1996 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 8014
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Norsk_Emily : Well hello there. I must've said something to either make myself look like a fool or maybe I said something that spiked your curiosity.
I absolutely adore Tobuscus.
If you're curious about anything, pm me.
Bless your face. If you sneezed while reading this, bless you.
Peace off. Boop!

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Today, someone actually thought it was appropriate to compare my mother's death to the death of their cat. FML

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202 comments

Today, I was speaking to an old friend and I asked her how her mother was. She replied, "She passed away, you came to her funeral last month." FML

#19121013
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8347) - you deserved it (40308)

On 02/20/2012 at 5:01am - misc - by elizabethyeo - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my friend and I got into such a heated debate the police had to be called. The debate was about Whitney Houston. FML

#19120522
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7297) - you deserved it (28234)

On 02/20/2012 at 2:41am - misc - by OhMyWhitney - United States (Illinois)

Today, my car key clicker wouldn't let me in. After a few frustrating minutes, I realized that, besides electronic capabilities, it's also an actual key that fits in a hole to unlock my door. FML

#19119927
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5978) - you deserved it (35367)

On 02/20/2012 at 1:05am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't fit in the chairs. I guess I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. FML

#19118368
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14537) - you deserved it (51287)

On 02/19/2012 at 10:00pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I came home from out of state. I found out someone online had told my husband that the "fumes" from hot showers can be lethal. As a precaution, he removed the draft-blocking bathroom door to make sure it's "properly ventilated." FML

#19116671
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18238) - you deserved it (2087)

On 02/19/2012 at 5:45pm - misc - by marriedtoaretard (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend sang "happy birthday" to my vagina. It was my birthday last month and he forgot, but he remembered the date of the first time he went down on me. FML

#19113419
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29842) - you deserved it (4104)

On 02/19/2012 at 6:37am - intimacy - by me - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was on the subway head bobbing to my favorite track when the guy across from me gets up, punches me in the face and says, "Don't nod at my wife like that." FML

#19113390
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28190) - you deserved it (3481)

On 02/19/2012 at 6:17am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend's father suggested that, ideally, I should aim to have my baby in early July, or wait until he gets back from Europe in October. I'm due September 4th, and he will be "incredibly disappointed" if he misses the birth of his first grandchild due to my "selfishness". FML

#19113107
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29994) - you deserved it (2660)

On 02/19/2012 at 3:55am - health - by preggo - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while babysitting, one of the boys fell on an exposed pipe and broke it. It spewed water five feet into the air, spread water across four rooms, and completely soaked another of the boys. Their parents had only left fifteen minutes before. FML

#19112192
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22374) - you deserved it (2628)

On 02/19/2012 at 12:49am - kids - by CamoElla - United States

Today, I went to choir rehearsal at 7:30 in the morning. When the guy I have a major crush on stood next to me, I got really excited, so I tried to sound good. After the song ended, he asked me if I wanted some gum to cover up my morning breath. FML

#19111360
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22597) - you deserved it (10214)

On 02/18/2012 at 11:03pm - love - by snowinggrey - United States

Today, I was showing off my sexy new lingerie set to my boyfriend. While we were getting frisky, he got really into things and ripped it completely off my body, destroying it. It cost me $110. FML

#19109811
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25961) - you deserved it (17445)

On 02/18/2012 at 7:29pm - intimacy - by Lilah - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I realized that with all the money I've spent on repairs for my iPhone through the months, I could have bought a phone that doesn't die horribly whenever I so much as give it a mean look. FML

#19108975
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8385) - you deserved it (21499)

On 02/18/2012 at 5:07pm - money - by anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML

#19106653
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13908) - you deserved it (29427)

On 02/18/2012 at 10:49am - love - by sandysmith - United States

Today, my drunken mother woke up after having passed out and yelled at me for ditching school. It took half an hour to explain that it's 5:00, and I've already been to school. FML

#19106281
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25974) - you deserved it (1662)

On 02/18/2012 at 9:20am - health - by AnastasiyaNicholas - United States (Ohio)



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