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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 September 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 9614
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Norsk_Emily : Well hello there. I must've said something to either make myself look like a fool or maybe I said something that spiked your curiosity.
I absolutely adore Tobuscus.
If you're curious about anything, pm me.
Bless your face. If you sneezed while reading this, bless you.
Peace off. Boop!

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Today, while DJing at a jumpin' wedding reception, my speaker system conked out. I hadn't brought any backup equipment, and 500 guests had the unfortunate luxury of dancing to the sounds of a portable CD player someone brought in from their car. FML

#19255485
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8593) - you deserved it (25536)

On 03/11/2012 at 1:51am - misc - by Joey - Canada

Today, I'm participating in a 30 hour awareness-raising event on famine in Africa. I'm supposed to hand out leaflets to people from my booth. My school decided to hand out a literal crate-load of free cupcakes right in front of us. FML

#19239512
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19210) - you deserved it (2743)

On 03/08/2012 at 2:15pm - misc - by hungry - Canada

Today, I was at a meeting. One of the other members decided to share that their cat had passed away recently. I got an uncontrollable nervous laugh, started crying because I was laughing so hard, and left the room while everyone watched in horror. FML

#19237178
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11638) - you deserved it (19311)

On 03/08/2012 at 12:47am - work - by Honey Badger (woman) - United States

Today, at work, we had an extremely rude customer who started cussing at us, and my coworker started cussing back. I jumped on the register to quickly bring down the line, and apologized to everyone for the scene. A secret shopper was in the line and claimed that I was rude. I got written up. FML

#19231492
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25265) - you deserved it (2129)

On 03/07/2012 at 1:46am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I told my fiancé I wanted to hear something romantic. He said, "My dick loves your mouth." I guess that's as good as it's going to get. FML

#19231360
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25938) - you deserved it (6115)

On 03/07/2012 at 1:16am - intimacy - by Sharibabi65 (woman) - United States

Today, I had to get out my birth certificate to prove to my dad that today is my birthday. This has happened before. FML

#19228938
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29012) - you deserved it (1714)

On 03/06/2012 at 7:34pm - misc - by Alex (woman) - United States

Today, my son asked me for advice over his girlfriend not "respecting" his pathetic need for near-constant sex. I got so bored listening to the misogynistic horse-shit spewing out of his mouth that I totally zoned out. I came to as he started hurling abuse at me for not siding with him. FML

#19222051
161 comments

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On 03/05/2012 at 5:30pm - intimacy - by Alfie4 (man) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I downloaded an application that notifies me when my phone is fully charged. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I plugged the charger in and went to bed. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML

#19207930
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30133) - you deserved it (9454)

On 03/03/2012 at 8:55am - misc - by scaredshitless (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, I was chatting to my brother on Skype. Out of the blue, and just as I read the punchline to a hilarious joke, he said his girlfriend had been cheating on him. I couldn't stifle my side-splitting laughter, and he's been ignoring my calls since. FML

#19205582
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21746) - you deserved it (8754)

On 03/02/2012 at 10:05pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to help a friend move into her new apartment. We were half-way through when it started to rain, and in my anger I yelled that it's like these things happen just to annoy me. Then we heard the tornado sirens. FML

#19203363
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21204) - you deserved it (3669)

On 03/02/2012 at 4:15pm - misc - by wtf did I do - United States

Today, I was babysitting a 7 year-old brat. He refused to eat his vegetables, so I forbade him from playing until they were finished. He stomped off upstairs, so I let him cool off for a couple of minutes. When I went upstairs, he had taken scissors to all of his mother's clothes. FML

#19201046
113 comments

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On 03/02/2012 at 3:30am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium

Today, my family made a fake boyfriend for me on Facebook, since it's been so long since I had one. I accepted the relationship request to try and trick people into thinking I actually had a boyfriend. FML

#19200358
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8800) - you deserved it (24749)

On 03/02/2012 at 12:35am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I wondered if my orgasms are worth the bother, seeing as I get horrible "I feel like I'm dying" cramps every time I climax. FML

#19199662
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29067) - you deserved it (2599)

On 03/01/2012 at 10:54pm - intimacy - by imawesome - United States

Today, I joined a new choir. My director asked me if my best friend was actually my girlfriend. Taken aback, I said no, I was not a lesbian. He then asked me to clarify my gender. FML

#19196656
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28405) - you deserved it (4269)

On 03/01/2012 at 4:43pm - misc - by Rachel - United States



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