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Norsk_Emily
  • Town/Country : Narnia, My wardrobe
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 September 1996 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 3895
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Norsk_Emily : Well hello there. I must've said something to either make myself look like a fool or maybe I said something that spiked your curiosity.
I absolutely adore Tobuscus.
If you're curious about anything, pm me.
Bless your face. If you sneezed while reading this, bless you.
Peace off. Boop!

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Today, I scratched my cornea and have to wear a large bandage covering my eye. I'm off today, but i'll probably have to wear it to school tomorrow. FML

#756
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16503) - you deserved it (3875)

On 11/12/2008 at 10:01pm - health - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML

#238
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11730) - you deserved it (54924)

On 11/07/2008 at 12:47am - misc - by alice5000 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend doesn't know if he should break up with me because he loves me too much, or to stay with me and make me suffer. I have no clue as to what's going on in his head. FML

#169
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31440) - you deserved it (3575)

On 10/31/2008 at 2:08am - love - by froulita - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, my refrigerator defrosted itself. FML

#36
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30310) - you deserved it (4702)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, my 63-year-old neighbor jumped out of his windo I was the first to find him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush. I guess I shouldn't have laughed at him while waiting for the ambulance, because he was my landlord. FML

#24
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I agree, your life sucks (31887) - you deserved it (15446)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:32am - misc - by Benji -



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