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About Norris_FTW_77 : No. I'm not really Chuck Norris. But, remember: Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter. Chuck Norris can read Lady Gaga's poker face. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Chuck Norris fired his cardiologist when he realized his heart was too scared to attack him, but too tough to ever be arrested.
Feel free to message me with some of your own "Chuck-isms"
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Friday 27 February 2015