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  • Birth Date : Monday 18 March 1996 (18 years)
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Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasn't butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, then farted hard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31316) - you deserved it (3446)

On 09/17/2014 at 11:14pm - love - by HappilyNeverAfter - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to kick my own father out of my house after he started attacking my wife for breastfeeding our newborn son in the living room. All the way to the door, he ranted that "You don't see me whipping my dick out and pissing in front of everyone, do you?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54039) - you deserved it (4795)

On 05/20/2014 at 1:27pm - misc - by Q - United States

Today, an elderly man had to give me money to pay for my grocery bill because my sister broke down crying in the store as I didn't have enough money to pay for both her milkshake and cookies. She's 19. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38127) - you deserved it (4082)

On 03/16/2014 at 4:10pm - money - by skyeraven (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)



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