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NoorFML
  • Town/Country : Louisiana, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 June 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 14693
  • Number of comments : 2134
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 56 posted

About NoorFML : The awkward moment when you thought for the last two years that you are 5'1" but you are actually 4'11". :/
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Today, I brought my girlfriend of four months home for dinner to meet my parents. The first thing my mom says to her? "Oh my God, you're real!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29786) - you deserved it (3397)

On 05/04/2011 at 11:30pm - misc - by Charlie (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to be a diplomat, I slowly say "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML

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