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Today, a guy in a fancy car tailed me for twenty minutes, just so he could take a picture of my license plate and tell me there's a $300 fine for flicking cigarette ashes out your window. FML

#19394810
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9431) - you deserved it (26161)

On 04/02/2012 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I went to the doctor's office. People kept staring at me and I couldn't figure out why. Later, I realized my sister's puppies had chewed a noticeable hole in my pants' crotch. FML

#18706374
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I agree, your life sucks (23576) - you deserved it (4875)

On 01/04/2012 at 2:01pm - misc - by Angela (woman) - United States

Today, a guy rang my doorbell, yelled "Happy Halloween" and then threw a bunch of leaves that he'd lit on fire at me. FML

#18612285
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28345) - you deserved it (2380)

On 12/25/2011 at 11:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, a guy rang my doorbell, yelled "Happy Halloween" and then threw a bunch of leaves that he'd lit on fire at me. FML

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On 12/25/2011 at 11:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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