About NoobHat : Howdy.
Born in Lake Jackson, TX.
If you made it thus far, here's a little bit about me.
I play drums and tennis.
I write songs and poems.
I love doing voice impersonations or anything with my voice.
I'm pretty old fashioned.
Goo Goo Dolls are my favorite band.
And I really weep for the way FML has become, I miss the good old days when you sat and thought, "Man their life really does suck..."
That's a little bit of me, thanks for dropping by and good day my friend.
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by Christina / 12/05/2011 at 12:41am / Canada (British Columbia) / Money
by Ca13b / 10/15/2011 at 3:18am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by deeenalynn / 07/18/2011 at 12:22pm / Canada (Alberta) / Health
Today, I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for you too." FML
by Anonymous / 12/07/2010 at 1:32pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by masterzach21 / 01/22/2010 at 1:25am / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/29/2009 at 1:52pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I put on my hazard lights, pulled over to the side of the road, and stopped traffic on a busy road to rescue a black cat that had been hit by a car. With everyone watching, I got a towel and slowly approached the cat. It was a garbage bag. FML
by TinyDancer22 / 11/25/2009 at 11:57am / United States (Florida) / Transportation
Today, I had a meeting with the CEO about a promising job with good pay and benefits. Upon meeting, we immediately recognized each other. He was someone I used to make fun of in school all the time. He responded by refusing to interview me and had security throw me out by force. Karma bites. FML
by SucksToBeMe / 09/28/2009 at 2:31pm / United States (Nevada) / Work
Today, while at football practice, my teammates and I were on water break. At the bus barn next to the field, a good-looking girl was washing a bus. Some of the guys started to yell pick-up lines at her from 50 yards away, and pretty soon I chime in. She turns around. It was my younger sister. FML
by nail714 / 06/25/2009 at 1:02am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was down at Disney World. Me and my buddy decided to take our pictures in a photobooth. While in the tiny space, I thought it'd be funny to flash the camera. A women barged in as soon as I did so, screaming "You know there's an outside video feed, right!?" FML
by TheFlash / 06/21/2009 at 9:15pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the sandcastle contest at my local beach. While waiting in line for my hotdog, a man cut in front of me and demanded a cup of water. I called him a jack ass and was saying how people like him give us a bad reputation on the beach. I then see him running to his choking daughter. FML
by howembarrasing / 04/19/2009 at 4:49pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
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