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NoobHat
  • Town/Country : U.S.
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 31 August 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 1090
  • Number of comments : 55
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About NoobHat : Howdy.
Me?
6'1
Born in Lake Jackson, TX.

If you made it thus far, here's a little bit about me.
I play drums and tennis.
I write songs and poems.
I love doing voice impersonations or anything with my voice.
I'm pretty old fashioned.
Goo Goo Dolls are my favorite band.
And I really weep for the way FML has become, I miss the good old days when you sat and thought, "Man their life really does suck..."
That's a little bit of me, thanks for dropping by and good day my friend.

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Today, I noticed an old bell at the bar so I rang it. It turns out that when you ring the bell, you buy shots for the whole bar. FML

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123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13666) - you deserved it (42535)

On 12/05/2011 at 12:41am - money - by Christina - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my brother put pepper spray on my toilet paper. FML

#17987492
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37270) - you deserved it (2636)

On 10/15/2011 at 3:18am - misc - by Ca13b - United States (Oregon)

Today, I have horrible morning sickness. I was helping my daughter fingerpaint, when suddenly the smell of the paint set my stomach off. I threw up all over myself and her painting. FML

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117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23722) - you deserved it (3427)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:22pm - health - by deeenalynn - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for you too." FML

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222 comments

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On 12/07/2010 at 1:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I took a picture of my "privates" on my girlfriends cell phone and set it as her background without her knowing. Minutes later, I heard her mom scream. She has the same phone. FML

#7492476
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6579) - you deserved it (31874)

On 01/22/2010 at 1:25am - intimacy - by masterzach21 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML

#7014697
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21116) - you deserved it (5629)

On 12/29/2009 at 1:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I put on my hazard lights, pulled over to the side of the road, and stopped traffic on a busy road to rescue a black cat that had been hit by a car. With everyone watching, I got a towel and slowly approached the cat. It was a garbage bag. FML

Today, I had a meeting with the CEO about a promising job with good pay and benefits. Upon meeting, we immediately recognized each other. He was someone I used to make fun of in school all the time. He responded by refusing to interview me and had security throw me out by force. Karma bites. FML

#5527789
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6548) - you deserved it (92043)

On 09/28/2009 at 2:31pm - work - by SucksToBeMe (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, while at football practice, my teammates and I were on water break. At the bus barn next to the field, a good-looking girl was washing a bus. Some of the guys started to yell pick-up lines at her from 50 yards away, and pretty soon I chime in. She turns around. It was my younger sister. FML

#3194809
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11745) - you deserved it (61233)

On 06/25/2009 at 1:02am - misc - by nail714 (man) - United States

Today, I was down at Disney World. Me and my buddy decided to take our pictures in a photobooth. While in the tiny space, I thought it'd be funny to flash the camera. A women barged in as soon as I did so, screaming "You know there's an outside video feed, right!?" FML

#3102076
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9165) - you deserved it (56259)

On 06/21/2009 at 9:15pm - misc - by TheFlash (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I went to the sandcastle contest at my local beach. While waiting in line for my hotdog, a man cut in front of me and demanded a cup of water. I called him a jack ass and was saying how people like him give us a bad reputation on the beach. I then see him running to his choking daughter. FML

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130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9660) - you deserved it (73609)

On 04/19/2009 at 4:49pm - misc - by howembarrasing (woman) - United States (Texas)



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