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Nonombre
  • Town/Country : Murder City, East 12th Street
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 December 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 499
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I had an interview. I didn't get the job because apparently customers might not understand me, since I "talk too good." I just graduated with an English degree. FML

#11808834
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28328) - you deserved it (2334)

On 07/11/2010 at 10:44am - work - by alejandro38 - United States (New York)

Today, I found out I'm the only one in my family to wash their hands after they use the bathroom. FML

#11804292
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30854) - you deserved it (2965)

On 07/11/2010 at 2:06am - health - by Cheyenne - United States (Washington)

Today, to save money, I wanted to fix my own leaky roof instead of hiring someone. When I got on the roof, the ladder fell. As it was falling, it broke three windows and snagged the siding of my house ripping over half of it off. FML

#11803226
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14348) - you deserved it (23125)

On 07/11/2010 at 1:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I made my mom a mix CD for her car. It took me ages to find just the right songs that would be perfect for her. When I played it for her in the car, she took it out and threw it out of the window. FML

#11798606
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28060) - you deserved it (4511)

On 07/10/2010 at 9:00pm - misc - by lovelikewoe (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was so bored at a family gathering that I pretended to be busy texting the whole time. I don't know what's worse, that I'm not close to anyone in my family, or that I have no one close enough to text to about such things. FML

#11798566
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24953) - you deserved it (7405)

On 07/10/2010 at 8:57pm - misc - by hello - Jordan (Amman Governorate)

Today, I told my girlfriend that my grandma died, expecting to be comforted. She got mad at me for "stealing her thunder" because her cat died two days ago. FML

#11794777
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43086) - you deserved it (3852)

On 07/10/2010 at 4:05pm - love - by thanksalot - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend that my grandma died, expecting to be comforted. She got mad at me for "stealing her thunder" because her cat died two days ago. FML

#11794777
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43086) - you deserved it (3852)

On 07/10/2010 at 4:05pm - love - by thanksalot - United States

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
717 comments

I agree, your life sucks (736112) - you deserved it (73978)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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