About NomNomCupcake : I love music, singing, reading, and most of al writing! I write poems, books, stories, and lyrics! My favorite bands of all time, are Blood on the dance floor, paramore, falling in reverse, avenged sevenfold, cascada, and basshunter.
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Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. 20 minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML
by dumbo / 07/30/2009 at 10:43am / United States (Virginia) / Animals
Today, I went to a funeral for my coworker's father. While there, my dad's cell phone rang and he left to answer it. I turned to my brother and said, "I can't believe he brought his cell phone!" He whispered, "I can't believe he's got coverage. This is a dead zone!" I laughed loudly. At a funeral. FML
by Anonymous / 07/26/2009 at 1:00pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I got sick in the airsick bag as my flight landed. The woman next to me, trying to make me feel better, says "Don't handle landings too well?" I responded "No, I actually fly fine, I'm just 8 weeks pregnant." She looked at my left hand, noticed no ring, rolled her eyes and looked away. FML
by preggersss / 07/18/2009 at 10:27pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Transportation
Today, my girlfriend dumped me and left me with the responsibility of the turtle that I never wanted but she insisted we buy "together." A little bit of research has revealed that Andre will live for "at least 30 years." FML
by Anonymous / 06/15/2009 at 1:17pm / United States (New York) / Love
by Guitar-ZERO / 06/12/2009 at 4:40pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at a party, and I sat down on a chair. While conversing with friends, I shifted places on the chair, and broke it. Embarrassed, I then stood up and change chairs. After moving to the next chair, I broke that one too. FML
by alsayslegit / 05/25/2009 at 1:44pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by rebekah / 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by bittersweet / 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I decide to go to my ex-girlfriend's house to bring her stuff back. I broke up with her earlier this week after a 2 year relationship, and I'd hoped she would have realized her mistake and ask me to stay for a bit and talk. I ring the doorbell and her new boyfriend opens the door. FML
by noname / 12/22/2008 at 6:54am / Love